my hair is so wavy
i like biscuits and gravy
my dad was in the navy
when i was a kid.

we rode in a station wagon
and played dungeons and dragons
i'm not braggin'
that's just what we did.

i am redneck
my wife is a damn wreck
all my kids are rejects
from huckabay high

i work at the feedstore
my brother, jim bob lives next door
he just got back from the war
he's a helluva a guy

jim bob likes to catfish
with dope fiend named backlash
and if you need some fast cash
then he's your man

but don't call roberto
cause his brother's a weirdo
i'm being for real dough
he just got out of the can.

pam works at the burger shack
and likes to play black jack
and drink six packs
like they're going out of style.

her daughter dances at the titty bar
and her boyfriend drives a pretty car
and throws chinese stars
and his dad is a pedophile.

he gets out in a while.

----scott copeland

back in the game motherfuckers,


scott