i've been thinking a lot today...

about what i don't know, but it has been very enlightening. i have really found out a few universal and mystical truths about life. i am a changed man. the light has hit me like a lightning bolt out shot straight out of the asshole of God Almighty Himself. it all makes sense to me now.

i could try and explain it but you wouldn't understand because you are not enlightened in anyway whatsoever. you are no more important on this earth than a cow. but since i love cows, i am going to try and explain it to you, anyways.

I AM THE SHIT OF THE SHIT.

YOU ARE NOT.

i think that about covers it.

Go tell it on the mountain,


scott

p.s. suck it.