do you know what i'm sayin'
do you know what i'm sayin'
do you know what i'm sayin'.


no.
no.
no.


i thought that i'd use this post to describe myself to you. it seems a lot of people claim to be my friend and then turn out to be people i've never even seen. just another one of those uncomfortable situations that life gives me all the time. thank you jesus.

for future notice...
in case you are ever talking to me...
in case you get to meet me...
in case you are in the same room with me.

here are some prerequisites to know about yours truly.

1. if you are talking, there is a good chance i have no idea what you're saying.

2. i might say cunt and fuck a lot. especially if i'm drunk.

3. i get drunk a lot.

4. i generally only think about myself.

5. i could care less about most shit.

6. i have an intense hatred towards humanity.

7. i've never met anyone funnier than me.

8. i'm 13-0-1 in championship drunken bar fights.

9. i know that my songs kick ass.

10. sometimes i act like i don't know it just so people will remind me.

11. i really enjoy making fun of people.

12. it's all bullshit.


thank you and quit calling my cellphone motherfucker,

scott copeland