i can almost here the whining all the way down here....


whaaaaaaa..

the unmistakable crybaby fucking moans of the ou redneck hillbilly fans. what a fun college football season this is turning out to be.

you need to keep your heads up in norman, though... because tcu did beat utah.
right after they lost to smu.

who then went and lost to texas a&m by 60.

what do you expect when toby keith is roaming your sidelines?

fuck ou.
fuck em.

so, moving right along.

i was watching the emmy's last night and i watched this skit of some dancers doing a choreographed routine to "Fame". there were two male dancers in the group and this got me to thinking....

i have always been one who shies away from stereotypes, but here is a stereotype i will stand by...

100% of male dancers are gay.

period.

while i'm at it, i will list all the other stereotypes that i put total faith in.

here they are in no particular order:

black men have big dicks.
all chinese men look alike and have haircuts like pete rose.
women athletes are dikes.
wresting fans have low i.q.'s
american indians drink a lot.
eskimo women have hairy bushes.
preacher's daughters are sluts.
really fat guys have tiny dicks.
all black people like hip hop.
all mexicans love selena.
and beans and rice.
and elvis.
all republicans have no souls.
all men love getting blowjobs.
all jehovah's witnesses are annoying.
all australians talk like crocodile dundee.
all rappers own pit bulls.
and nine millimeters.
and oozies.
and wear nba jerseys.
women with big tits have bubbly personalities.
men who shave their chest hair are gay.
men who go to tanning salons are gay.
people who work at wal-mart are communists.
only white trash people enjoy nascar.
and pro wrestling.
and jeff foxworthy.
and bill engvall.
and that cable guy fucker.
and mullets.
and jerry springer.
all skinny japanese men can eat a lot of hot dogs.
women comedians are not funny.
gay men enjoy getting fucked in the ass.
people who were in their high school band really hated high school.
mechanics have a lot of dirt under their fingernails.
telemarketers worship the devil.
white men who live alone and work in a candy store are serial killers.
all songwriters smoke pot.
east german women are men.
catholic priests enjoy working with children.
cops like to beat people up.
all people who run for office are egomaniacs.
garbage men and sewage workers stink.
women with short hair eat pussy.
the texas rangers suck.
ou football fans have pathetic lives.
drunken midgets are funny.
and last but not least....
men are superior.

thank you and goodnight.

scott