here ye here ye..

the time has cometh.

the time for yet another fucking blog.

i thought i might do a movie review. i miss them. ever since i was fired from my movie review gig. that shit was fun. i want to do another one.

i'm going to and you can't fucking stop me.

here it goes.. this is from an old movie that i watched on hbo last night.


"the blue lagoon"

by: scott copeland

i dig shit about people being stranded on islands. first and foremost. therefore this movie had my attention. i've seen it before but i forgot most of it because i was high.

i forget the dudes name in it. something like christoper atkinson or some shit. anyway, he had cool fucking hair. he reminded me of that dude in "charles in charge". not scott baio but the other one. the one that was in "eight is enough". yeah. i think his name was willie or some shit. fuck him, though. he sucked. but not this dude in blue lagoon. he was fucking bad ass. i wonder what happened to him. i wonder if he still has cool hair. he fucked brooke shields and shit. i remember when it came out and it had all those nude scenes with brooke shields swimming and then her mom said it wasn't her and shit because she was only 14. fuck that. i wanna see brooke shields naked right now. she's hot. she fucked andre agassi. i could kick his ass. bald headed little fuck. he's fucking stephi graf now. she's got a big nose but her body is fine. she should have a nose implant. i saw priscilla and lisa marie presley on oprah today. lisa marie said she fucked michael jackson. that shit is fucked up but that's beside the point which was something else that i can't seem to remember right now so fuck you. but then i was watching the blue lagoon like i was saying earlier and then i started wondering why brooke shield's legs weren't getting all hairy and shit. that shit is bullshit. that bitch would be all hairy and you know it. she would be a little hairy one eyebrowed little ewok. then there was this part where she got her period. that shit was gross. her and her little stinky bloody hairy bush. fuck that. then she would'nt fuck that curly headed dude anymore cause she was pregnant but she didn't know it because they were fucking stupid. so then the dude went out and beat off in the ocean but then later brooke shields stepped on a fish that looked like a rock and it fucked her foot all up and he thought she was gonna die and he cried because he knew he might not get any pussy anymore. but then she came back to life and he fucked her again. later on they had this little kid and i thought that they should feed him to the sharks because he wouldn't get to watch t.v. and shit. but then they went to this other island on a boat that for some reason was incapable of going anywhere else. i don't know why they couldn't have loaded up the boat with food and shit and taken off. and the dude kept trying to build other boats too, when he had this boat right there. that is fucking retarded. but anyway, that shit doesn't matter. like i said, they went to this other island and then the bitch went and sat in the boat and let it drift out into the water and wouldn't even jump out to get the oar and the dude had to come running out there and then a shark chased him to the boat and the bitch threw the other oar at the shark like the dumb bitch that she is and they drifted out in the ocean. what a fucking lazy cunt. anyways, luckily the dude brought some poison berries and they ate them to commit suicide because they were thirsty and shit and they couldn't drink the ocean water because that shit makes you crazy. at least that's what i heard on some show on the history channel about these guys that ate each other while they were stranded at sea but that's a whole nuther story. then later on the dude's dad found him floating at sea and the berries turned out to not be poison and they were just asleep and shit.

the end.

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scott