jump back...

what's that sound....

scottie's kickin' it. out of the funk and into the skunkity skunk hump jump of jamalamma flim flam. back on my feet again like a champ. you can't keep a good man down.

dude, i will tell you this. and i am not proud of it. i almost broke down and cried two times over these past four days. i just wanted to lay in the bathroom and cry like a little 7 year old girl. fuck that. i'm glad i didn't. i was so fucking sick, dude. it was ridiculous. i'm still not 100 percent but you know what i'm saying and shit. yeah.

so, i went and played a gig on friday even though the doctor told me not to. i'm a fucking champion and i don't let my teammates down. i play hurt motherfucker. you know this.

there was so much i was gonna say as i laid in bed for three days, breaking out in sweats, vomiting and diarrheaing incessantly, watching reruns of happy days, and now there is nothing. i sit here on a sunday morning and i recall... i recall....

the doctor asked me what do i do for a living.

i said, "i'm a songwriter."

"oh yeah, anything i might of heard of."

"alien weed."

he told me i either had a parasite or maybe a bladder infection. i guess i shouldn't have eaten that live chicken. it looked good though.

now, as i flail away at the keyboard, a smile crosses my face. a big smile. and i realize that i am the shit. the shit of the shit. i am immortal. i am invincible. it's gonna take more than some measly ass parasite to keep me down. fuck you parasite. fuck you and all your friends too. you can't stop me.

well...

since it is sunday. the sabbath day. we will recognize it and i will sermonize.

ready, set, go.....

there was once was a dude named samson. he was all strong and shit and he had long ass hippy hair too. then this bitch whore named delilah tried to find out what made him so strong and she finally convinced him to tell her that it was his long hair that made him strong. then the cunt went and told everyone and they cut his hair off and poked his fucking eyes out and shit.

the moral of the story....

never trust a ho.

amen.


vroooooom,

scott