gather round, gather round....

it is that time again. another blog from the church of scott's thoughts. i know how much you've missed them and i don't want to disappoint.. and your very souls depend on them.

today we will be studying from my favorite book of the bible. revelation....

okay, first..

"Let the one who has understanding solve the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. his number is 666."

now, it is apparent to me that i am obviously "the one who has understanding." so, it is up to me to decipher this number 666.

after a little thought i realized that toby keith's new cd, "honkytonk U", has something to do with this number. you must read between the lines. if you break the number down, 6, 6, 6, it adds up to 18. and if you spell out honkytonk university, it has exactly 19 letters.
coincidence? i think not. also, if you spell out toby keith. it has 9 letters in it.
and if you turn the nine upside down, you now have the number 6.

how much more proof do you need?

okay, here's more.

for further proof that toby keith is indeed the beast, we must go to revelation 13. "i saw a beast rising up out of the sea. it had seven heads and ten horns, with ten crowns on its horns. and written on each head were names that blasphemed God."

many people have questioned why toby keith wears a bandana under his cowboy hat all the time. well my friends, the answer is very simple if you only look.

that motherfucker's got seven heads and shit under that bitch. he's trying to cover up them goddamn horns.

and on each head its says "Goddamnit."

another crucial piece of evidence is the fact that his last name is keith.

say that real slow.

K E I T H.

now, say beast.

B E A S T

see how that shit almost rhymes and shit.


that makes me want to write a poem.

a poem for my new bible.


roses are red
violets are blue
toby keith's the beast and shit.


close your eyes and say this to yourself in your mind. mouth the words but do not speak them.. it will open the door to salvation.


"Motherfucking tittysucking two balled bitch, your mama's in the kitchen cooking red hot shit."


may the force be with you,

scott