aaaah yes...

some moo's from the herd. elvis has spoken.

and you are so right. it is pathetic and i'm ashamed. i so wish that i was as funny as you. your comment was downright hilarious. i can only hope that one day i will be able to write as well as you. please direct me to your website and blog so that i may be enlightened on the craft of humor. i would love to come to one of your gigs as well. i'm anxious to learn.

fucking cocksucker.

fuck you.

go fuck yourself.

i don't type anything worth reading, and yet, here you are.
again.
reading.
my bullshit.

you come everyday hoping that i've written something. don't even act like you don't.
then, like the pussy that you are, you bash me on my comments using elvis as an alias.
what a fucking bad ass you are. first, you're cory morrow and then you're elvis. you are such a clever guy.

here's something worth reading. i worked on it all day. just for you.

eat
a bag
of shit.

it's a poem.

i hope you liked it.

as for the rest of you, i appreciate the questions.

please kneel before your king.


"i have chosen to answer two of your questions. they come from jeremy and elizabeth.
first, the colonial is more prestigious of a tournament than the nelson. the nelson is nothing more than a silicon boob party with some golf in the background. the only reason that vijay and tiger and all those other pussies don't play the colonial is because they can't hit fucking driver on every hole. fuck them. phil is the only one that has any class.
secondly, and let's see if i remember all of elizabeth's questions.

1. if i had 250, 000 dollars, i would first give 25,000 to breast cancer research. with the remaining money, i would move to vegas.

2. a dream band. there are many talented musicians in this business, but i would have to go with:

donald "duck" dunn on bass
eric clapton on lead
mick fleetwood on drums
and mike campbell on everything else.

3. no, i'm not afraid of planes. only sharks.

4. bird flu epidemic. i thought all birds flew.

5. most definitely, sloppy joes.

6. rule of thumb: you're a homewrecking slut.

7. top ten things a woman can do to please a man.

1. blowjobs.
2. do not talk.
3. blowjobs.
4. remain quiet.
5. blowjobs.
6. keep silent.
7. blowjobs.
8. cook.
9. blowjobs.
10. get a boob job.

thank you for your questions.

have a nice day.

fuckers,

scott