let's see...

what can i fucking bullshit about?.....

the fucking mavericks are fucking my entire life up. i cried myself to sleep last night and contemplated suicide all day. that fucking tracy mcgrady's lazy eye having ass can go straight to hell. fuck john berry and bob sura too. those cocksuckers. they should change their name to the houston cocksuckers. yeah, the houston cocksuckers.

i am not giving up. i am not a quitter and neither is dirk. dirk will show the world why he is the greatest basketball player ever. he will dominate like no one has dominated before. he will make tracy mcgrady his bitch. he will shit on them. he will fuck them in their ass. the mavericks will shock the world and i'm predicting it. step back non believers. i have no use for you.

i just got done reading the comments section.

you guys are fucking ridiculous. the whole lot of you.
i love saying that. the whole lot of you. that sounds cool and shit. fuck the whole lot of you. word.

i was thinking today and i came up with this invention and then i called that invention hot line thing. the conversation went something this...

them: hello, inventor's hot line.

me: yeah, i just invented something bad ass and shit.

them: what is it?

me: fuck you, bitch. give me some money first.

them: i'm sorry sir. that is not how it works. we patent your invention and give you a percentage of the profit.

me: fuck that.

them: would you like us to help you with your invention or not?

me: i guess, motherfuckers.

them: tell me what it is.

me: okay, it's this mechanical pussy that you plug in and strap on your waist and it vibrates and shoots out this cum on your dick and shit and it feels just like a real pussy.

them: i think they already have those.

me: oh yeah.. where can i get one?

them: dialtone.

oh well. at least i tried, goddamnit, at least i did that.

i went to the ranger game tonight. they fucking lost. i was sitting there and i started yelling at the umpire and i said he's sucks. this security guard came up to me and said that sucks is a bad word out here.

oh yeah, how bout cocksucker? or motherfucker. motherfucking cocksucker.

whatever. this shit blows.

we will be at manhattan's tomorrow night for any of you interested. i'll be hanging out with my pals alfonso soriano and koko cordero. come by and say hello. or don't.

see if i care,

scott