what's up...

happy jesus day.

the joyous second coming of the messianic bunny who brings colored sugar eggs for the fat ass little kids to eat and become toothless obese fuck ups. just as jesus intended.

the easter egg hunt...

where all the kids hunt for eggs only to have to split it up equally at the end. i always hated that. i busted my ass to get the most eggs and i have to share with the fat dork who absolutely doesn't need anymore candy. it's what jesus would do.

i believe he said so somewhere in matthew...

"verily verily i say unto you, the kingdom of heaven is like an easter egg that must be shared. it is the smallest of easter eggs but when shared can feed all the fat ass halo 2 playin' punk ass kids."

speaking of punk.
i just watched my hero, dirk nowitzki, get punked. it was pretty fucking lame.

i could have come up with something way better.

ashton kuchar is such a bitch.

scene:

(dirk is driving his car out of the american airlines center after a game of scoring 50 and ashton kuchar is behind the scenes setting up his prank)

I come in and order ashton kuchar at gunpoint to dive behind the car of dirk and get run over. he does so and his head splatters on the concrete.

then dirk realizes that he has run over ashton kuchar and gives me a big high five and he and i go celebrate at the nearest bar with some fine german beer and ho's.

scene out:


i realize that i haven't been blogging much lately and i do apologize. i just don't feel like it that much right now, and i really don't want to get on here and just bullshit about what i did today and tell you about my lame ass gigs and other boring nonsense.

i must save my blog time for important issues like "my dirk nowitzki punk'd special".

whatever...

like mick jagger's kid says...

papa was a rolling stone.


TOP FIVE MOVIES THAT I LIKED THAT I SHOULDN'T HAVE:

5. Legally Blond 2
4. Can't Buy Me Love
3. Freaky Friday
2. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
1. Eddie and Cruisers 2: Eddie Lives

lick it,

scott