okay..

it's been a while. my computer has been really fucked up. that is my excuse. i don't wanna hear how lazy i've been or any of that shit. i've tried to post a couple of times only to get shut down and i think we all know how much i hate to lose posts. it pisses me off to no end.

anyway, i see that my fellow writing cohorts have finally decided to join in on the fun. i encourage all of you to read their bullshit. someone actually commented on the recedie files that i may be afraid of the competition or some shit. are you fucking kidding me? jesus christ.. who do you think fucking ask them to write on here you fucking dipshit? me, afraid of competition. i laugh in your face. ha. i am the king of blogging. i'm the undisputed blogging champion of the world. i shit blogs. i fucking blog in my sleep better than those fuckers. i invented blogging. sometimes i write shitty blogs just to see what it feels like. i am the mvp of the blogger bowl.

fuck all that.

and fuck you all very much.

your comments have become tiresome and i just had to blog to avoid having to look at that ridiculous nonsense anymore. what is it with you fuckers?

let me explain this to you once and for all...

what i say is pure gold. i am right 100 percent of the time. i can't not be right. even when i'm wrong i'm still right. get it through your fat fucking heads. i am the boss of you. i am the boss of everyone. i am the king. the ruler of the world. the master of the universe. you are not free to think on your own. you are to worship every fleeting thought out of my head and tell everyone you come into contact with that i am the boss of you and them and all them other motherfuckers and shit too. when you speak of me you are to glorify me with every breath you take. you are to wish you were me. you are to try and emulate me. but it won't happen because i am too fucking cool for you and shit and you know this but you still should do it anyway and shit. when you go to sleep at night, you are to dream of me and pray that tomorrow you will wake up and be more like me.


with that being said...

cory morrow was a fucking cheerleader and pat green is opening for kenny chesney.

and it came on him wave on wave.

moving along...

i had someone ask me the other day about my thoughts and they said that they knew that i was fucking with everyone.

i want you all to know the truth. i am not fucking with you. i am completely serious. everything i say is exactly the way i feel. okay, maybe not everything. maybe half. maybe a little less than half. maybe none of it. fuck if i care.

i'm going to be honest now, though.

i really do enjoy writing on this fucking thing. it helps me cope. sometimes i say shit just to say it. sometimes i really fucking mean it. sometimes i don't. sometimes i'm making it up as i go along. sometimes not.

but this is for real....

this is the truth..

i am not fucking with you...

the honest complete truth is.....

i am the boss of you and cory morrow is a fucking cheerleader....

i've gotta go..i'm laughing too hard to continue...

jump back...what's that sound,


scott