up late again...

as usual.

got my homer simpson houseshoes on sipping on some cherry koolaid waiting for the sun to show it's ugly face again. it'll come creeping up here in a few hours and drive me back into my cave with the other vampires.

i wish i was a vampire. that would be cool. i'd be a bad ass vampire and shit. i wonder if vampires get to fuck. do they actually shoot loads or not? if they don't shoot loads then i don't wanna be a fucking vampire. i heard somewhere that the act of drinking blood is sexual to vampires. well fuck that. i still wanna shoot loads.

that reminds me of brad pitt and shit. brad pitt and shit. that fucking rhymes. i rhyme all the time.

now i forgot why it reminded me of brad pitt. oh yeah, cause he was a vampire in that movie, "interview with a vampire". he drank rat's blood all the time. fuck that. if i was a vampire i would drink blood out of chick's titties.

i was in the grocery store the other day and i was looking in the magazine rack at the checkout stand and "Us" magazine had brad and jennifer on the cover and the title was "Did Brad Cheat?"

you know i had to buy that motherfucker.

i'm always bitching about how people are fascinated with celebrities and their love lives and shit and here i was reading about it. i couldn't put that motherfucker down. i came to this conclusion.

angelina jolie is a horny bitch. she's got some big ol' dicksucking lips too. i swear to god she's fucked everyone she's ever been in a movie with. all of 'em. she was quoted as saying, "I don't date, I have lovers."
in other words, "I like to fuck a lot."

she's a vampire too.

she wore that vial of sling blade's blood around her neck. what a fucking crazy whore.

all this talk of vampire's is making me thirsty.

pause for some koolaid.

i just pretended that my koolaid was blood.

i remember when i was a kid and i'd drink coke or dr. pepper, i'd always pretend it was whiskey and after i drank a big gulp i'd say, "aaaaaah, whiskey."

i still do that sometimes. except now i drink real whiskey.

my lips are chapped.

well tomorrow night...actually tonight.. we'll be at the axis. one of the coolest clubs fort worth has ever had. terry rasor and the over the edge band will be playing with us and i'm really looking forward to the show. they're one of my favorite bands around here and terry has always been great to me. he has a deal every year called "Raz on the Braz". we better get invited this year or i'm gonna have to crash that motherfucker. i may crash it anyway. the axis is a real cool club with great sound run by andre edmondson. he's run sound at the wreck for years and is one of the good guys. i hope some of you come out so they'll continue to have us there. this will be our first time to headline a show. i hope we don't disappoint. it's only six fucking bucks to get in. that's cheaper than a goddamn movie and way more entertaining. unless it's shawshank or some shit like that.

on saturday, i'll be doing an acoustic set at the cottonbelt barbecue in north richland hills. jz will be sitting in and i may ask andy to play as well. he'll usually play for real cheap and i ain't getting paid very much and i'm broke as a joke. that motherfucker's got a job now anyhow.

i hate june bugs. i like to crunch 'em with my shoes. they're easy to crunch.


i'm gonna go out on the porch and crunch some of those motherfuckers right now.

stick it,

scott