there is still such a thing called justice in this world.
there is a god and he is a wise god.

i haven't laughed as much as i laughed last night watching those overrated crybaby motherfuckers from norman get their asses embarrassed on national televison.

i laid on my bed eating cheeseburger macaroni hamburger helper while gut laughing everytime the trojans scored another touchdown. seven excruciatingly funny gut laughs.

sooner magic....

watch our defense do a disappearing act and watch our quarterback pull a trojan out of his ass.


now, you may say....

what about your alma mater, scott? osu got embarrassed too.

and you would be right. but you know what...

i don't give a fuck. i don't walk around every goddamn day wearing fucking school colors and talking about our goddamn recruiting class and how many returning starters we have.

i have a life.


to quote bill callahan, "ou fans are fucking hillbillies". amen brother.

nothing brings me as much joy as knowing how many thousands and thousands of oklahoma redneck fucks mortgaged their trailers and pawned their shotguns betting on their beloved ou sooners and their genius of a coach, bob stoops.

yeah, what a fucking genius. bob stoops. he should change his name to bob stoopid ass.
i just giggled and giggled watching him bitch and whine on the sideline like a schoolgirl who just got felt up.
and jason white proved what i have been saying for two years...

he is the worst heisman trophy winner in the history of the award.

i have two words for you, jason.

arena football.

learn it.

i can hear all those motherfuckers in oklahoma now. if we hadn't fumbled that punt and thrown those two interceptions and blah blah blah blah.

yeah and if usc's fucking offensive and defensive line didn't bitch slap ya'll around like crack ho's and if matt leinart didn't throw those five fucking touchdown passes and if reggie bush didn't run through your defense like it was 11 concrete statues and if your grandma had balls she's be your grandpa. shut the fuck up and go hang your mullet-having heads in shame.

your team laid down and died just like they do every other time they play a team with comparable athletes. they are quitters and crybabies just like all their fans who filed out of there in the third quarter like there was bomb threat.

and i hate to tell you this...

but i fucking told you so.

thank you and goodnight,

scott