so...

what the fuck...

it seems that i made a few mistakes after ranting on and on about spelling. isn't that the way life goes? but while i'm on the topic...


i realize that alot is a lot. if you check all of my previous posts, then you will see that this is true. it was obviously a typo. secondly, misspellings on medication do not count. thirdly, "i'm am a nun" is an overlooked mistake that an editor would have obviously caught. i appreciate anonymous pointing these mistakes out although he hated to. i seriously doubt that he hated it very much. i really don't think he is a he. only a woman would do shit like that. she would, however, make for a good editor. send me your resume and naked photos.

getting back to the subject, i did state previously that i am not some kind of spelling nazi and i am sticking to that. if there are a few mistakes, i will look the other way and assume they are typos. i only begin my judging process when i have a hard time understanding what the fuck they are saying and there are more mistakes than sentences.

all of you can suck my dick.

if my posts and blogs looked like the majority of yours, then i could safely bet that most of you wouldn't be reading this now. fuck off and die.

moving on.....

ferrell has brought it to my attention that i hate all women that have some kind of power. i.e. oprah, barbara streisand, hillary clinton, martha stewart.

at least these were the ones she mentioned.

of those, only barbara and martha are really despised by me. i rag on oprah, but i realize that she is trying to make the world a better place. every once in a while, she has a show on that i enjoy. and i am appalled that she brought up hillary. i absolutely love that bitch.
i want that cunt to be president.

now, barbara, on the other hand, i do hate. i fucking hate her so much it's not healthy. the weird thing about my hatred for her is i don't even know why i hate her. i just know i do. she is a fucking bitch and i just know it in my bones. well, i take that back. i do know one reason why i hate her. her fucking sold-out concert tour where she charges a fucking thousand dollars a ticket makes me vomit. a thousand fucking dollars to see your fucking fat ass do cover tunes. please.. why don't you write a song or learn how to play an instrument before you go charging a thousand bucks to sing to a bunch of queers? i don't know what the percentage of homosexuals in her audience is, but i'm sure it's staggering. her movies suck, she sucks, and that is that.

martha stewart represents everything i hate about women. she is the poster child for a cunt. a money hungry, power mongoring, lying, cheating, cunt. and now she's trying to smuggle in drugs to prison. there you go, women. your hero. i'll tell you what martha needs, about 4 loads shot in her face.

maybe that was a little too graphic.

i think my point was that she needs a man to fuck her like the whore that she is.

there. that was better.

speaking of all this woman hating.....

i realize that i am a bit of a male chauvinist and that i may tend to portray that men are superior to women, but that is for one simple reason....

men are superior to women.

any of you women who don't know that are only kidding yourself and your ignorance is running rampant throughout your tiny fragile little body.

we are bigger, stronger, faster, and smarter. period.

the quicker you learn this, the better off you will be.

now, assuming there is a god.

why do you think he created men so much bigger and stronger than women?

i don't know for sure, but my guess is that he wanted to make sure you bitches knew your goddamn place. men are superior creatures. your job is to help us make more of us.

speaking of god....
here's some scripture on this topic. i've probably already shared it before, but who gives a fuck?

timothy 1 chapter 2 verses 11-12
"Women should listen and learn quietly and submissively. I do not let women teach or have authority over men. Let them be silent."

i think that about sums it up.

thanks god.

i can hear all you bitches now. go look it up. i dare you.

in all seriousness,
let's look at the facts..

fastest human being - a man
strongest human being - a man
highest i.q. ever - a man
inventor of the airplane, automobile, computer, television, radio, light bulb, telephone - a man
greatest writers and poets - men
greatest guitar player - a man
greatest piano player - a man
greatest songwriter - a man

even in your area of cooking, the greatest chefs are men.

i would love to see the nba champion take on the wnba champion.
that would be just a little microcosm of what i'm talking about.

none of this billie jean king versus a sixty year old bobby riggs bullshit.

you women can't even play sports without fucking each other.

you are all pathetic little weaklings and i am sick of pretending otherwise.

but...

you got the pussy,


scott