killed off another day...

dead.

now i sit here staring at this goddamn screen again. trying to enhance your pathetic little lives.

i can feel your excitement as you check my site for the umpteenth time hoping that i might have taken a little time out of my busy schedule to jot down some bullshit.

which it is.

it is all bullshit.
do not forget it.

i don't know what i'm going to say and i don't fucking care. i'm just bored and i enjoying seeing what i have to say as much as you do.

pause for a cig.....

i like to smoke while i type. i usually talk out what i'm typing as i'm doing it and it's cool to watch my cigarette move up and down as the words come out of my mouth. especially when i say "motherfucker".

motherfuckermotherfuckermotherfucker.

that shit is cool, yo.

here's some random shit off the top of my head:

my hair looks cool right now.
i want a new guitar.
my back hurts.
i lost my virginity in a silverado pick up truck.
under a billboard.
chuck taylors are the coolest tennis shoes of all-time.
i hate bowling.
steve martin plays the banjo.
i ate chicken enchiladas tonight.
i wonder what garth brooks is doing right now.
i didn't shower today.
or yesterday.
barry bonds is a lying cheating cocksucker.
clay aiken can suck a terd out of my ass.
my butthole itches.

pause....

cats are so much cooler than dogs.
dogs are needy creatures. just like women.
i don't have time for dogs. i barely have time for women.
cats just mind their own goddamn business. i want to be a cat.

"if men were as much men as my cat were a cat, then the world could begin." --charles bukowski

true dat, buk.

dear god, in my next life please let me come back as a cat. amen.

i've been thinking about getting traynor to come write for my site since we were both fired from mac's site. we were just too much comp. remind me to email that fucker and ask him.
the traynor files. yeah. we need some of that shit.
traynor, if you're reading this....
email me motherfucker and get of your ass and do something with your life.

hopefully, my new site will be ready soon. i don't know what the hold up is. kevmo's probably fucking stoned again eating another box of macaroni and cheese.

dude, i've got some cool ideas for this new site. you're gonna dig it.

i think dig is a cool word. dig. dig it. dig your deal. dig a hole. dang diggy diggy dang. dig dug.

i've had a few people mention my thoughts to me lately and they all said the same thing.

they said......"we love you because you say what everybody else is thinking but afraid to say."

is that true?
does everybody else think what i say?

i don't think so motherfucker.
i'm a goddamn groundbreaking thinker.

fuck all that.

well, i think i've rattled off enough bullshit for one day.

"the only thing i know about art is that it's a word short for arthur." ---keith richards

kissmyassfully,

scott