it's late....
and i'm up.
as always.

i don't know why sometimes i put a bunch of periods at the end of sentences.....
and then sometimes not.

i do what i want with my punctuation. you can't break the rules until you understand them.

i thought that i'd talk a bit about spelling. it seems that some of you have no concern for your use of language and do not feel the least bit embarrassed about how you portray yourself in words.

now, i'm am not some kind of spelling nazi, but there is a direct correlation between the number of misspelled words in a person's post and how big a dumbass i think you are.

i realize that some of you do not know how to use a spellcheck and are not good spellers, but i would like you to know that when you misspell words repeatedly, those of us who do know how to spell begin to realize you're a fucking retard and your opinion should not even be considered.
if you want to be heard, it is of utmost importance that you appear to be of a higher education. no one wants to read what someone on a third grade reading level has to write. i'm not saying it is right, it's just the way it is.

my father is not a good speller at all. i remember when i was younger, he would always ask me how to spell things when he was writing a speech. although he can't spell very well, you wouldn't know it by his writing. he uses a dictionary and makes sure his words are correct. this, in and of itself, makes him seem more intelligent. he is at least wise enough to be ashamed of his misspellings. i advise all of you that can't fucking spell, to take note of this.

i understand that most of you are not near as intelligent as i, but that does not mean that you have to prove it everytime you type a sentence. have some goddamn pride in yourself, for christ's sake.

for example:

if you were to post a comment ragging on me and it went something like this.....

"scott, your'e so goddammed ignurunt. all you do is talk shit about peoples cause and you think you are so much smarder than everyone. i'll bet you woul'dnt talk so much shit if you were out and i saw you or some shit. yo'ure a pussy and you know it and i oudda fuck you up and i would if i saw you out like i said erlier."

it wouldn't probably bother me that much.

however, if it was written something along these lines...

"Scott, you are obviously a sad pathetic human being who can't feel good about anything unless he brings down everything around him. You glamorize drug use, degrade women, write childish corny songs about weed in every other attempt, cannot play the guitar at all and are an embarrassment on the harmonica, and i for one am ashamed to have read a single one of your so-called thoughts. They are more like excrements and i hope you continue to live your life in obscurity. You really should seek therapy because you are a narcissistic egomaniacal asshole of extreme proportions."

it might bother me for a while.

i'll bet i get some good bashing tomorrow. that's the kind of motherfucker i am, though. always trying to help.

what else....

i just got done watching "real sex 15" or some shit. it had this orgy club on there. couples have to go through a screening process and are required to write an essay that is judged by the orgy host. she is a stickler for spelling as well. the essay had to be on your sexual fantasies.

here is mine. i just sent it in.

"Thank you for considering my essay for entry into your fuck club. My name is Scott Copeland and I enjoy fucking very much. My sexual fantasies include having as many women as possible lick my balls and cock simultaneously while having huge titties bounce in my face. My dick is of average length but i've been told it has tremendous girth and I would enjoy sticking it in several pussies at one of your parties while i'm am dressed up like a nun.
Thank you.
Address enclosed."

i don't know if i'll hear back from her or not.

in all sincerity, i could never participate in an orgy. i would be a little freaked out. maybe if i was all fucking drunk or something.

shit, maybe i have been in an orgy.

peace and buttgrease,

scott