happy holidays.....

i say that as to not offend anyone. merry christmas is a little too christian. i wouldn't want my loyal jewish or islamic readers to feel neglected, not to mention my agnostics and buddhists.

i have to say that christmas has become a fucking mockery. a goddamned joke. it is nothing but a capitalistic gang bang. another fight for the almighty consumer dollar. another knife fight with a brand new set of steak knives. another goddamned christmas cd by various country music whores. another bunch of upper class white suberbanites competing with each other on their christmas lights installed by cheap mexican labor. another gang fight between middle aged moms at the wal-mart kicking and cussing each other on who gets the next bratz toy or halo 2 game. merry fucking christmas, jesus.

it was supposed to be a holiday to celebrate the birth of jesus christ. a birth of which we aren't really sure took place on the 25th of december. more of an educated guess. a hypothesis, if you will. i'm sure jesus is flattered in what we have turned it into. i'm sure he's at the north pole making fucking toys for all the little fat ass kids right now with that fucking pedophile, santa.

if you took away christmas, you might as well blow up the malls and wal-marts. dillard's and foley's would be fucking finished. now, there would be a merry christmas.

i want to run for president on the platform....

"NO MORE FUCKING CHRISTMAS MUSIC".

is it too much to ask that there be a law installed banning christmas music until the week of christmas? they're fucking playing christmas music right after thanksgiving now.
an entire month of shit.

i'm such a scrooge.
i'm the goddamned grinch and i want to steal christmas.

i want to steal it and set it on fire. burn it down and start over. no more gifts.
no more unneeded sweaters and ties. no more tube socks. no more fucking cds that i'll never listen to. no more overpriced christmas trees with fucking candy canes and stupid ass ornaments. no more check out girls with santa hats and reindeer horns on their white trashy heads. burn it all.

i think i'm going to go write a christmas song now.

Top Five Christmas Songs

1. Blue Christmas - Elvis
2. Santa Claus is Coming to Town - Bruce Springsteen
3. White Christmas - Bing Crosby
4. Christmas in Washington - Steve Earle
5. Whatever i write tonight

i think it's gonna be called, "Santa is a Fat Fuck"

maybe not,

scott