well alright alright alright....

it's good to be here tonight at the lovely whatever the fuck this place is. i'm glad you are all back with me to see what kind of bullshit i might be slingin' today. lord knows i've got a lot of it.

i thought i'd first touch on the indiana pacers/detroit pistons brawl that took place and got ron artest's dumbass kicked out of the league for a year.
it's been a hot topic lately.

here is my insight....

which happens to be the correct insight, mind you.

okay. first off, ron artest had already asked his coach for a month off so he can go out and promote his rap album. he should've have been kicked out of the league forever just for that shit alone. secondly, he is very proud to be from the projects of wherever and considers himself a gangsta of some sort. i believe his street cred should go down considerably after this shit.. "why is that, oh omnipotent one?", you ask.

well, let me tell you. that pussy didn't want no part of ben wallace. he was so goddamn scared he ran over to the scorer's table and tried to take a nap. but when some 5'6 little punk pours a beer on him all the sudden he's mr. badass. if i was a gangsta, i pop a cap in his pussy ass. ben wallace would have made him his bitch right there at center court and made him call him daddy while he stuck his big black mamba up his ass. fuck ron artest. he should be banned for life.

now, with that being said. if you throw beer on a 6'9 or 6'10 nba freak, you deserve to have your ass beaten unmercifully. i'm so tired of hearing that the players can't go in the stands under any circumstances. why the fuck not? if somebody came to your work at wal-mart and started pouring cups of beer on you, shouldn't you be entitled to pound his head on the cash register until he bled from his eyeballs.? i don't know, maybe i'm just old school or something. all i do know is that i wouldn't fuck with ben wallace. that motherfucker is a manchild and i would have love to seen him beat the fucking shit out of that dumbass.

here was a quote from ron artest after his coach suspended him for a couple of games for asking for a month off to promote his shitty ass rap album.

reporter: "what do you think about your coach saying that you compromised the integrity of the team?"

dumbfuck artest: "i don't know what that means.. what is integrity?"

exactly.

i'll bet his rap album has a lot of huge words in it. how many ways can you rhyme fuck and dick and bitch? oh let me count them.

he's getting paid millions of dollars to play a kid's game and we have to listen to that stupid shit on sportscenter every goddamn day. you can take all the ron artests and latrell sprewell's and terrell owen's and barry bond's of the world and line 'em up and shoot up down like rabid dogs for all i give a fuck. fuck 'em. fuck 'em all. they are a disgrace to everything sportsmanlike and are pissing on the greatness of athletics and competition.

remember barry sanders...

he scored and handed the ball to the official and went back to the sideline. total class.

no fucking sharpie bullshit or speed skating nonsense.....just hand the ball to the official like you've been there before and go sit on the bench and keep your fucking mouth shut. what is wrong with that? i'll tell you. not a goddamn thing.

that reminds me of when terrell owens scored one of his three touchdowns on the cowboys and did his little speed skater move. the reporters asked him after the game where he came up with that one. his response...... i don't know if it's verbatum, but it's pretty close.

"Well, we just lost a tough game and we're 7-1 and i figured it's all downhill from here. so i was thinking downhill.....i'll do some skating downhill." ---terrell owens

okay, first of all dumbass... you don't skate downhill. that's fucking skiing.
second of all, you're a dumb prick and you need to keep your fucking piehole shut and quit making a mockery of the nfl.

i hope he gets paralyzed by someone when he goes over the middle. oh happy happy joy joy. what a glorious day.

well enough of this bullshit about the gangsta nba and nfl.

i wanted to thank you guys for your comments about joni beard. it was much appreciated and real nice to know. i mean that.
also, thanks for the compliments and encouragement from everyone. you guys are great and i'll do my best to keep you guys interested. you really do make it all worthwhile to me. thanks.

i also wanted to thank ryan for saying that he wishes he could be like me and not have a job and live off everyone else. i appreciate the compliment. it's too bad you're a talentless limpdick.
have fun at your home depot job, motherfucker.

suck it,

scott