welcome to another service at the church of scott's thoughts...

and everybody say "hallelujah".

i just got back from our sunday gig down at longhorn's. i'm so fucking pissed i can't see straight.

there was this guy who has a daughter that sings and he was being all cool to me and as soon as i walked away he started talking to my guitar player and telling him he needs to be playing with his daughter. a 14 year old girl. it was all i could do not to fucking go off on his ass. and then at the end of our set, these two guys that play around town come up to me and ask about writing some tunes together and shit and i was like, "yeah, maybe." anyway, as soon as i walk off they go up to jz and ask him how committed he is to this band. he says, "very" and immediately comes up and tells me about it. i wanted to fucking kill them. i wish i would've. they deserve to die. all of them. fuck em. it all just goes to further prove my point. people suck.

now, i know that i may not be the most likable dude in the world and i realize i have a few issues, but i would never ever do that to someone else. i have a little class, maybe not much, but i do have a little. i have been steaming about it the whole way home. luckily i got ahold of ol' wacky mac and he talked me down a little and then asked for my guitar player's phone number. you gotta love him. i needed a good laugh.

seeing how it is sunday and a church blog, i figured i'd share a sermon i prepared over a nice healthy shit.

i went to the corner store this morning to get a can of snuff and there were several people all decked out in their sunday best and it got me to thinking. why does everyone have to dress up to go to church? shouldn't they all try and dress like jesus and wear sandals and robes and shit. it would be way more comfortable which would be great for sleeping through the sermon.

i tried to remember the last time i went to church. it must've been about 10 years ago. i remember getting up and leaving right in the middle of the sermon and vowing never to return. i have kept that promise to myself. the entire sermon was about prayer in schools. the guest speaker was talking about how the supreme court misconstrued what the founding fathers had in mind and that the lack of organized prayer in schools is destroying this country.

yeah, they misunderstood that little part of the bill of rights called "freedom of religion", buttfuck. and i seem to recall thomas jefferson saying some crazy shit about seperation of church and state. you fucking dick. that is the last time i went to church and it will continue to be the last time i went to church until i am dead and gone.

on that note, i want all of you to know that i want to be cremated and i want my ashes to be rolled up into a big fattie and smoked. i will not be having a funeral. i'm going to have a death party and everyone is gonna get all fucked up and shit and sing my songs and read my blogs as they pass the fatty around and smoke me. that's gonna be awesome, dude.

well, i'm gonna go eat some chicken and dumplin's.

i thought since paul left his list of great christians, i would leave a few more.

1. Hitler
2. Jim Jones
3. Charles Manson
4. David Koresh
5. John Wayne Gacy

word to your motherfucker,

scott