so.....

a little dissention in the ranks. michelle has openly criticized me and used my own language against me. why hast thou forsaken me?

you have got to be kidding me. i am right on about everything m. you should know this by now. i would like you to match bands with me. mine are from before 1980 and yours have to be after 1980. okay, here we go.

the rolling stones
the eagles
the band
the beatles
led zeppelin
tom petty and the heartbreakers
the allman brothers
lynrd skynrd

now match these solo performers with some recent solo performers for extra credit, michelle.

jackson browne
elton john
bob seger
bob dylan
bruce springsteen
billy joel
neil young

take your time, michelle. i know you can do it with your open mind.

i will allow beck the black crowes, even though they only had a couple of albums. ac/dc is great, but they originated in the seventies, beck. you should know this, and i'm very disappointed in you for saying them. dirty deeds done dirt cheap came out in 1975 and high voltage was even before that. come on beck.

counting crows is the only one available and i still wouldn't put them in the same category as the bands i previously mentioned. i eagerly await your matches michelle.

rock and roll is dead and it has been for a long long time.

on to another of my favorite topics.

i realize i said i would never mention paul camaro again, but i just can't help myself. after talking with a mutual friend, i was reminded of the gay porn movies that paul was working on. paul had a gay porn movie in his head that he wanted to write and direct. he used to talk about it all the time. since he is still reading, maybe he could share the details of it with all my readers. i know you guys would appreciate it. come on paul, share with us. i know you don't practice sodomy, you just want to write and direct it.

your hypocrisy knows no bounds.

well, i've got to go. we have a band rehearsal this morning. i also thought i'd let you guys know that jz and i will be on the radio tomorrow morning at 11 promoting the django walker show. it's either the ranch or the range. i can't remember which one. i think the range. whichever one is in downtown fort worth. okay then.

i hope some of you can make it to the show tomorrow night. i know we are looking forward to it.

until we meet again,

scott