i just got done watching the cma awards.....

is there anything fucking worse than that?

i don't fucking think so.

pat green was even on there presenting an award. i am making a promise now. if they ever ask me to present an award, they will never let me again. that my good friends, is a promise. i think it might go down something like this.....

Me: "I'm here to present the female vocalist of the year award. our first nominee is terri clark. she's the cunt that wears a cowboy hat. what a goddamn pioneer. stupid bitch. our second nominee is martina mcbride, the bitch who used to sell t-shirts for garth brooks and probably sucked his dick to get a record deal. our third nominee is allison krauss, the only class act nominated and if she doesn't win, i'm going to give it to her anyway. fourth, is none other than reba goddamn mcintire, the nasally ass whining fucking oklahoma slut who hawks soda pop in her spare time because she is a fucking commerical whore and her television show is the worst piece of shit since the jeff foxworthy show. if she wins i'm going to throw up right here on stage. i fucking hate your guts, reba. fuck you. and the last nominee is, who gives a flying fuck. they all suck. and if the rascal flatts can hear me, fuck you too. they're probably in the back fixing their goddamn hair with that faggot from montgomery gentry. and toby keith, you're a fucking tool and i dare you to come out here right now. i'll fucking pile drive your dumb ass and stick a boot up your fat ass.

and the winner is...... allison krauss. fuck straight off martina. allison's got more talent in her toenails than you have in your whole goddamn body.

in closing i wanted to say..... i love kris kristofferson and i'm glad he's getting inducted into the hall of fame. not a single one of you should even be allowed in the same room with him. you are all a disgrace and i know in my heart that he despises you and what you have turned country music into. eat a bag of shit and die.

thank you and goodnight. "

goddamn. why do i even watch that filth? that is all it is.... fucking filth.

and what the fuck happened to jimmy buffett? i used to respect that fucker and now look at him. sharing a stage with kenny chesney and toby keith. someone please put a bullet between right between my eyes. you haven't got enough money, jimmy. now you have whore yourself out with those fucksticks. fucking hank williams is rolling over in his goddamn grave.

and pat green, what the fuck has gotten into you. for all of you who were doubting whether or not he sold out , i believe we have an official answer. giving out an award with phil fucking vassar. congratulations pat, you finally hit the big time.

i'm so fucking sick at my stomach i could puke nails. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. fuck all those motherfuckers. i hate 'em with all of my little black heart.

i knew i shouldn't have watched that shit.

the mavericks were blacked out though. what else was i to do?

other than kris kristofferson's speech, the only good thing about the show was when they cut kenny chesney's speech off and turned the goddamn lights off on his stupid bald ass.

here is part of what he said.....

"I love country music. sometimes i stay up all night thinking of ways i can make my show better."

here's an idea kenny. try writing a song worth a shit. fuck, try writing a song at all. try writing a song without four other fuckers.

in conclusion, i'm going to go kill myself.

i don't have a fucking chance and i don't know why i keep kidding myself.

scott