ha ha....

yes....

what a great feeling.. my power of banishment has been used. the best man has won. suck a big fat dick, jake..

here's some more silly cuss words for you...

fuckity fuckity fuck fuck fuck.. eat a bag a shit you pussyfaced cumsucking asseating buttfucking cockmunching pricknosed annoying motherfucker...

i have had it with you. do not email me...do not call...do not ever think i will invite you to a goddamn barbecue.... you are living in a dreamworld if you think i enjoy your company.

as for the rest of you....

i know who every single one of you are now. no need to put anonymous anymore. you are found out and you are all fucking pussies for putting anonymous anyway.

i am the master of this universe. i am the grand pooooobah.... no one shall fucking annoy me again.

now, let me explain something so that we are all on the same page.

i do not want to ban people. just annoying fucks.
you are all welcome to criticize me and say what you want, but just know that four and five posts a day are just flat out ridiculous. he said he comes to read my shit because he is honestly concerned about me. that is fucking horseshit and i think we all know that. he comes to my site to have a forum to spew out his mindless bullshit. he is a brainwashed fool and i'm goddamn tired of having to answer to his fucking stupid shit and i am not going to do it anymore...

and all the people of the village celebrated and many gallons of wine were consumed.....
because the wicked witch was dead...
ding dong the witch is dead..

hip hip hooray...hip hip hooray....

and the king was carried off on the shoulders of the peasants and he was pleased.

now.....

let's get back to some real shit.... i'm so fucking sick of talking about the bible and christianity, i could crucify myself.

i forgot who asked, but someone asked who i would like to have record one of my songs....

i would love to have todd snider record a tune of mine. i truly respect his work and he one of the few songwriters from my generation who i feel that way about....

other than him....of course i would love robert earl to record one.

i have a couple of songs that i think jason boland could do well.. uh..i can't think of anyone else right now. mcclure has talked about doing a cd of all copeland songs. kind of a willie sings kristofferson type deal. that would be awesome. i love how mac interprets my shit. he really needs to record lighthouse keeper. he does that great. he does it so well that i sometimes feel foolish doing it myself. other than that....i would only want older guys to cut my tunes.. like prine and willie and dylan and tom petty, but that's never gonna happen so why even talk about it.

i also wanted to respond to the reader who asked what i thought about nebraska head football coach, bill callahan, calling the ou fans..."fucking hillbillies".

does the word "duh" mean anything to you?

barry switzer is a god in norman. i think that about says it all.

i used to love that show "Inside the Actor's Studio", but the last two episodes i watched were none other that JLo and Marky Mark Wahlberg.

are you fucking kidding me? who's gonna be next..... fucking vanilla ice and britney spears. vanilla was great in teenage mutant ninja turtles part 3. i just keep waiting for james lipton to take out a gun and blow his head off leaving a suicide note on one of his index cards saying,

"i'm sorry i have stooped to such an incredibly low level and caused the actor's studio to become a mockery and a den of mediocrity by having a former rapper and brother of a new kids on the block member sit in the same chair as de niro, pacino, and paul newman, and also for having a goddamn fly girl from "in living colour" sit where meryl streep, glenn close and sissy spacek sat. i am a disgrace and i can no longer stand the sight of myself. i apologize to our students and hope they will forgive me and i hope my small brain did not splatter on any of them."

that would be awesome...

however, i will say that mark wahlberg was pretty good in "boogie nights". i loved that movie. he managed not to ruin it, which is about the best compliment i can give him.

anyhoo....

i hope some of you will bring back some of the old bits we used to do, like King Bignoggan and Judge Bignoggan. those were fun. i need to come up with some more shit to write about.

i wish i could see paul's face when he realizes he's banned........

priceless....

he can however try and find another computer to comment on, but i will fucking ban that motherfucker too. i did want to let you guys know....i do have the power to lift the bans and allow people back on the comments page. i thought seeing how i am a gracious dictator...i would put it up to a vote of the people.

use the comments section to vote today on whether i should let paul back in or not...

only vote once and i will not tally the votes until at least 40 votes are submitted....just to be fair.

cause that's the kind of motherfucker i am...

hail hail the wise one...

farewell and adou to you fair spanish lady,

scott