corn dogs, barbecue sandwich, fish sticks, hot pockets, turkey sandwich, pbj.....

oh, the decisions i must make. i just can't decide. there's too many choices. what the fuck should i do?

i should fucking blog....that's what motherfucker.

maybe i'll just type my hunger away.



it's not working....

a grill cheese sandwich sounds really nice right now.
but wait, what about a frozen pizza.
we don't have any those bad motherfuckers cause i ate 'em all already.

oh well....fuck it. i'll just put a big truckdriver dip in and see what happens.

nothing yet...

still nothing..

i just got home from our longhorn's gig. it was pretty cool tonight. terry razor showed up with johnny mack. two fort worth icons... they've been at it for a while now. randy langley was there as well. they came up and did a few numbers. i like hanging out with people older than me. they're way more interesting. i'm around so many college aged people most of the time and they look at me like, "dude, you're fucking 34. i was in kindergarten when you graduated high school, bro. you're like my granddad's age and shit."

yeah well....i can still kick your fucking ass all over this bar motherfucker.

and your granddad's.

so eat a bag a shit.

on another subject....

all the great music is dead. goddamn dead.

it died in 1980. coincidentally, reagan's first year in office.

jackson browne, bob seger, the band, crosby, stills and nash, neil young, joe walsh, bob dylan, pink floyd, led zeppelin, the stones, and bruce springsteen have been replaced with staind, limp bizkit, matchbox twenty, hole, korn, and a host of other lame ass excuses for rock and roll. fuck em all. there hasn't been a single band that could hold zeppelin's or the stone's fucking jock straps in 25 fucking years. period. i will not hear any fucking arguments whatsoever. and if you say U2 or pearl jam then you are a disgrace and should not be listened to by anyone and should probably have your little tiny brain removed and fed to the hogs. guns and roses, please. metallica, not a fucking chance. stone temple pilots, yeah right. hootie and the blowjobs, don't think so dickweed. the red hot chili peppers, don't insult my intelligence. green day, a cheap imitation of the ramones and once again your are an idiot.

but wait, i will give two bands credit......

counting crows...
and the motherfucking beastie boys.

you know those motherfuckers rock out with their cocks out.

you can say the same thing for country music as well..

merle haggard, willie, waylon, johnny cash, roger miller, kris kristofferson, tom t. hall, and johnny cash have been replaced with toby keith, kenny chesney, tim mcgraw, the rascal flatts, keith urban and a multitude of other pussyfaces.

pussyfaces... i haven't used that in a long time.


moving right along......

since today was sunday....or actually yesterday now..

it must be time for another sermon. yes, that's right boys and girls...come down to the front and listen to reverend bignoggan share his vast wisdom and knowledge on all things holy.

i played golf this morning with my brother and dad and i decided i needed to take a piss. so, i walked over to this tree and started pissing all over a huge bed of fireants. the thought came to me that i was god and i was flooding their little ant world. those little fuckers were going crazy. i couldn't stop laughing and just kept pissing all over their shit.

do you see boys and girls?

you don't have to go to church to be close to god. he's everywhere. he's in a gigantic stream of yellow piss pouring down on fireants.

it's the little things, kids. remember that.

goodnight motherfuckers....

oh wait, there was one other thing i wanted to say.

to "cd"....

first of all, politically is spelled "politically", not politicly. probably a good reason why you're a bush supporter.
secondly, if you come to the wreck room on a thursday and expect me to do "butler the shoeshine man" and "nothin' to do" and always have a great show prepared, you would be a fool.
thirdly, if my political rants make you want to leave, tya motherfucker.

yeah....

scott