just sitting here pondering the cosmos...

thinking of bette davis and slip and slides.

i just got back from "Ray". jamie foxx was dead fucking on. the movie was a little slow in parts but all in all it is well worth seeing. jamie foxx will probably win an oscar. he should anyway.

i kinda miss my old Vinny Bignoggan movie reviews. i just read back over a few of them and i forgot how much fun those used to be. there still saved in my blogger deal. i guess they'll pull them out when i'm dead so they can make my movie, "Vinny".

if they made a movie about me now, i think i would want russell crowe to play me. maybe billy bob thornton. my life would be a great fucking movie. you wouldn't have to change a thing. one of my life goals is to have a "Biography" on me. goddamn, that would be awesome.

i was remembering today when i did a little time in the Lamar County Jail a few years back. thirty days, but it actually was only ten because i got three for ones because i was trustee and worked in the kitchen. i made spaghetti for 147 inmates. anyway, i was in this dorm-type cell with ten other dudes. we were all the pot heads and people sitting out tickets. the next block over was the hard cases. those motherfuckers were loud. i used to sit and listen to them and i got familiar with most of their voices and i started to name them.

there was dylan, aristotle, napoleon, kristofferson, townes, muddy waters, socrates, lenny bruce, and toby keith.

i hated that motherfucker.

the highlight of the day was when "Cops" came on. we would all huddle around the t.v. and hoop and holler and root for the bad guys to get away.

they never did though.

we would divide up in teams and have spades tournaments for ding dongs and ramen noodles and shit. my partner was named dave and he was in for possession of a controlled substance. he said he fucked everything worth fucking in lamar county.
i felt lucky that i wasn't worth fucking to him.
but i'm a damn good spades player.

i wonder where dave is now. if i know him, it ain't good.

i see that paul camaro is back. he sure is an opinionated fucker, ain't he?

i think we should install some kind of limit on how many times a person can comment in one day. this is getting ricockulous.

paul used to come out to my house when i lived in lillian. we had illegal satellite and got five or six porn channels. sometimes i would get up and he'd be crashed on the couch with porn blaring.

god loves a good porn flick.

i don't remember exactly what he said, but it was something to the effect of "evolution is the most cockamammy science ever."

i don't think apes beat off as much as he does, so there must be something to it.

in all seriousness....

evolution is a real thing, paul. it doesn't just mean we sprung from apes. all species evolve. there are species of animals and plants that weren't around 100 years ago. can you grasp the concept that everything is evolving all the time? it's really a very simple concept. i guess there were no cromagnon men or neanderthals. that's just all science mumbo jumbo. science shmience. if it's not in the bible, then it must not exist. i love that argument.

in your next comment, please enlighten us on the concept of cavemen. who were those crazy guys? did they exist? were adam and eve cavepeople? i can't wait for this lecture. try to explain without using the internet and giving us all some right wing bullshit website to go to. use your own brain for once.

i give paul shit... but i really do love the guy. i have yet to meet anyone like him. and he can flat out play a harmonica like nobody's business......so he has a few redeeming qualities.

i used to have a friend in grade school named john martin. he was a fucking genius. he used to pour his name on the driveway in gasoline and light it and get on the roof and look at it burn. we used to sit and listen to ac/dc records and then we'd ride our bikes up to the burger king and order 25 cheeseburgers at the drive thru and then pedal our asses off. goddamn that was fun. i miss john martin.

i miss a lot of my grade school friends.......

god, i wish i was ten again.

i still am....kinda.

check you on the flipside, yo,

scott