i hate everyone and everything...

hate em'...
hate em all.

i'm so fucking sick of all the bullshit. everyone thinks they know everything, but yet no one knows anything. that is the truth. so there.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

when the world stops turning
and the fires stop burning
that's when i'll find the treasure
hidden behind the pleasure and the pains
of the rains that fall like two eagles fucking.

i don't even know what that means.

if it was up your ass, you'd know.

56 fucking comments. that is a record.

however, 30 of them were from tim, will, james, danielle and alfonzo and whoever fucking else i can't remember. which is a lot of motherfuckers.

i swear to god, it took me five minutes to type that last sentence correctly.
and it took me even longer to read all the bullshit you've corrupted my website with.

i shouldn't even be typing right now, but i don't have anything else better to do. it just all keeps pouring out of me like red wine.

i love Prego.

let's talk about jesus for a while.

the bible. my favorite fucking topic.

jesus liked to get fucked up. i think we all know that. all he did was walk from town to town and give speeches and then he would try to find a place to stay. preferably at someone's place that had bottles and bottles of red wine. somehow out of all this scripture, the baptists, church of christs, and assembly of god goers decided that we shouldn't drink or dance or play music. explain that shit to me. please god.
jesus was a rock star. learn this. the sermon on the mount was the texas jam of the bible. he worked that up over many, many speeches and gave his shining speech in front of 5000 motherfuckers. it was his best set.

a lot of people believe that he actually fed all those people with five fish and a loaf of bread. or was it five loaves of bread and a fish. i can't remember which, but who fucking cares, right?
in every goddamn movie i've ever seen that covered the sermon on the mount, people just kept coming up to eat fish after fish and loaf of bread after loaf of bread, but i want to put forth the idea that maybe he just said, "None of you motherfuckers are hungry anymore. so sayeth the lord almighty. you'll get nothing and like it. except for me and my bitch, mary magdelene. so there."

and why does no one question the fact that his favorite girl was the hottest whore in town.

everyone is a fucking idiot. i can't stand the company of anyone. even myself. everyone thinks they know everything when in reality no one knows a goddamn thing.
nothing. nada. nada a goddamn thing. and please quit acting like you do. for the sake of everyone and everything. just admit that we are all just fucking slabs of meat with miniscule brains destroying everything in our path. that is all we are. learn it.

i watched the goddamn debate last night and it made me want to stick a ballpoint pen right into my temple. if i wasn't a felon, i'd run for president.

i remember when i was a kid, my mother used to say, "Scott, you can be anything you want to be. You are so talented and intelligent. You could be president of the united states if you wanted to be."

Luckily, i don't fucking want to be President. i want to be a fucking songwriting cult hero. sorry, mom.

i'll try better in my next life.

i just watched, "Defending your Life" with albert brooks and meryl streep for the umpteenth time last night. i think that movie is as close to the truth as anything i've ever seen. if you haven't seen it, then you need to go watch it right fucking now and quit reading this ricockulous bullshit that i'm typing. i don't even know what the next word that i'm going to type is. i'm watching it appear on the screen as if someone else is typing it. maybe it's God, himself, typing through me. who are you to say? i could be God right now. i seriously doubt it though. maybe i'm the devil. no wait, i don't believe in the devil.
maybe i'm just fucked up.

let me explain something to you that i have a problem with.

i have a problem with any world leader that takes the bible, the koran, or the torah literally. they all end in a massive world war. all of them. does it not scare you that our president believes in "Revelations" literally? a humongous world war that ends civilization as we know it. and then he has the balls to call an entire axis of the world evil. the axis of evil. have we not advanced at all? why don't you just march us right into armageddon W?

is it a wonder that john lennon got his head blown off?

i'm getting off the point. which i think was,......i fucking hate everyone.

especially me.

i have given so much money to gas stations lately because i can't stand to wait after they slow down the gas output to a crawl when i still have thirty cents left of gas to go. thirty fucking cents left. it takes longer for the last thirty goddamn cents than it does to fill up the rest of the tank. i fucking hate it. hate it...hate it....hate it.... i can't even try to stop it right on the money like i used to. that used to be the only fun i had filling up on gas.... trying to stop it right on twenty bucks. if i was a little over i would just go in and buy a can of altoids and laffy taffy to make up for the difference. i do the same thing with my alarm clock. i use the speed thing and see if i can stop it right on 6:30. sometimes it takes me an hour to get it. but it sure is fun.

i'll talk to you tomorrow when i'm hopefully i'm in a better mood.

or maybe i won't. i don't fucking give a goddamn rat's ass right now.

but maybe......just maybe... no, i don't think so.


on your mark, get set, smoke a cigarette.


scott