i apologize for not posting in a while....

no, i don't. what the fuck am i saying?

it is obviously about time for me to write some more shit on this fucking thing because you idiots have gotten out of control once again. i see paul camaro is back to enlighten us with more scripture and run away everyone that reads this bullshit. after all, everything you need to know about anything can be found in the bible. the earth is only 6000 years old, women were made from one our ribs, all the species of animals fit on a goddamn boat, etc. etc. etc.

i know it is hard for many of you to believe that i don't take the bible literally. if you want to continue on believing that every word of the bible is the literal word of god, then by all means...be my guest. however, i choose to have a brain and use it every once in a while.

now, i understand that some of you do not agree with my beliefs concerning jesus and i would be dumbfounded if you did. i encourage you all to continue on believing that jesus was born unto a virgin, even though he had brothers and sisters, and please continue believing that he wasn't married because that is of utmost importance and you will not be allowed into heaven with such blasphemous ideas and notions because we all know that marriage is evil. also remember, a rainbow is god's sign to us that he won't fucking drowned us all again. science has nothing to do with it and you would be a moron to think that. also, we are the only living creatures in the universe. duh..

here's some of my favorite scripture even though this is not a sunday church blog:

blame paul..

Genesis 9 20-25

"After the Flood, Noah became a farmer and planted a vineyard. One day he become drunk on some wine he made and lay naked in his tent."

god loves naked drunks.

that sounds like a good fucking idea to me....

i'll sum up the rest of the verses.. his youngest son, ham, found him lying there and went and told his brothers and they covered him up with a robe and turned their heads so they wouldn't see him naked because nobody likes seeing their dad's dick. anyway, noah woke up from his drunken stupor and found out what ham had done and cursed his children and swore all descendants of canaan, ham's son, were destined to be servants.

it just goes to show you....

don't fuck with a naked drunk guy in his own house.

i need to get off this subject pretty fucking fast. i could go on and on and on.

but i won't...

at least not today......

i have grown tired of this.

i'll holler at ya later and update some shows for the end of this month and all of next month.

i'll be back at jj dakata's tonight with John. hopefully, i'll see some of ya out.

be cool...

by the way... i'm not fucking alfonzo and i don't know that motherfucker, nor do i want to.

suck it like you mean it,

scott