blow up your t.v., throw away your papers,
move to the country and build you a home. ----john prine

fucking a....

i decided that i wasn't gonna type a blog until there were at least twenty comments. however, i do not count alfonzo seeing how he repeats himself in every single post and has obviously never had many friends.

as for the rest of you.....

i am proud to call you my people...


i was watching this show last night on animal planet called "Austin Stevens: Snakemaster". that motherfucker is crazier than a bunch of drunk college wrestlers.

i kept wondering what kind of show i would do if i had to be "Scott Copeland: Snakemaster".

i think it might go something like this:

"SCOTT COPELAND: SNAKEMASTER"

scene: in the brush of Africa, riding in a hummer.


Me: "Now.....directly 100 yards in front of us is a king cobra. i can see him through the scope of my sniper rifle. if you watch closely you can see my bullet rip through his beautiful hood. As we get closer, i will send my native friend, babuska, up to cut his head off with a machete. "

(the hummer runs over the snake at full speed and starts doing donuts as i fire off my machine gun into the air. and the native crew hoops and hollers and begins chanting COPELAND, COPELAND, COPELAND.)

Me again.. "Babuska.. go now"

(the last scene is my sidekick, babuska, whacking the cobra's head off with his machete.)

tune in next week as we drop grenades in snake den's in Australia.

one hour later........

i forgot i was blogging.

well, i guess i'll leave you with something to talk about.

in honor of rodney...

TOP FIVE GREATEST RODNEY DAINGERFIELD MOVIES

1. Caddyshack
2. Back to School
3. Easy Money
4. that one where he's a dog
5. Ladybugs

take it easy..

fuck the yankees,

scott