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i just wanted to let you all know that i'm extremely disappointed in your band names.

i think i'm just gonna change our names at each and every gig.

we were "The Cool Dudes" in stephenville and the next gig we'll be "Tainted Spooge"

ekorts just showed up earlier and we had lunch. he gave me 'tainted spooge" and also co-wrote the brilliant "cuntry girl". a poet of the likes of which we've never seen.

we ate lunch at fred's and the bartender told me a joke.
i'll withhold his name to protect the guilty.

unknown fred's bartender: "Do you know what a baby in the microwave sounds like?"

me: "No"

him: "Me neither. i was too busy jacking off."

only at fred's......my people.

so the band is coming along nicely. we are getting to know each other and i think we are all starting to realize that my songs are bad ass. that is the most important thing.

we'll be rehearsing at longhorn's saloon in the stockyards for the next four sundays if you would like to show up. if six of you show up this sunday, it will double the crowd. a one hundred percent increase.... aaah,...the sweet power of the internet.

i also wanted to say that i am completely ashamed of our u.s. ryder cup team. they should all be contemplating suicide right now, and if they're not..... fuck them altogether. they are a national disgrace right along with the u.s. basketball team. we are a nation of selfishness and individuality and it makes me sick. remind me to call phil mickelson and tell him that he has letdown his biggest fan.

"if you see a fork in the road,......take it." -- yogi berra

yep yep ya'll,

scott