i'm starting to think Pancho's is hi-toning it just a bit.

$6.99 for an evening all-u-can-eat buffet! i don't fucking think so. you ain't a luby's and shit. just because you put in an ice cream bar and killed all the cockroaches doesn't mean you can jack up my price 2 whole dollars. pricks. you better remember where you came from.

i have a plan to end hunger in ethiopia.

first, we build 50 cici's pizza parlors.

second, 100 Weinerschnitzel's

third, 25 pancho's and 25 grandy's.

then we have a celebrity, somebody like andy griffith or some shit, host a telethon and callers can phone in and sponsor a starving child for 20 dollars a week. 52 weeks for a little over a thousand bucks.

this sponsorship will give them a meal card which will entitle them to one all-u-can-eat meal per week at all ci-ci's, grandy's and pancho's, as well as a complimentary five hot dogs per week to be cashed in as you see fit at weinerschnitzels. chili and cheese added free. that's three all you can eat meals and five hot dogs per week and if that's not enough:

10 packets of ramen noodles and a jar of jif peanut butter and a loaf of bread from mrs. bairds a week, as well as a can of chicken noodle soup from campbell's.

all of these companies will sell their products to us at cost....of course.

they will be apart of ending world hunger and that will be their profit.

i have a tooth that is rotting out of my head.

it is fucking killing me. i finally broke down and called a dentist i know. he said he could work something out with me.

i'm going to see him at eleven tomorrow.

i hope they give me some good shit. i want to steal one of those tanks of laughing gas.

those are the


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i got to go fuckfaces,

scott