i'm getting my hair hi-lighted.

fuck you.

ferrell's sister, tina, does it for free, so suck it.
tina is a mosaic artist. check out some of her stuff at circlerainbowart.com. she's had stuff in better homes and garden, southern living, and all kinds of shit. she knows a lot about native americans. she's a hippie chick.

so deion sanders is back in the nfl.

i thought i'd write a piece on this. just a little sports editorial, for your reading enjoyment.

it is entitled:

"What a fucking surprise!"
by: scott copeland

neon deion "primetime" sanders is coming out of retirement to play in the nfl. what a fucking surprise! please try and control your shock. i know it is hard to believe that the man who popularized the fur hat and giant gold medallion as well as called himself "an entertainer" and not an athlete, is spewing himself back into the national limelight at the tender young age of 37.

if you want to find someone to blame the selfishness of the modern athlete on, look no further than deion sanders. he dresses like a fucking pimp and has the audacity to go on christian television and profess his love for jesus. he is a disgrace and i hope he breaks his legs. however, that will be doubtful seeing that he hasn't made a tackle in 10 years and avoids contact like the fucking plague. so go ahead, bow down and praise the man who sells himself to the highest bidder and pisses on the concepts of teamwork and sportsmanship and promotes nothing but himself. let's all cheer for the man who introduced taunting and excessive celebration to youth sports.

in conclusion, the only solace i can take is that i may get to watch a baltimore ravens game and root for someone to decapitate him. great fun for all.

the end.

okay, so i'm no rick reilly. gimme a break.

i also wanted to say that someone broke into our car and stole a box of my t-shirts and cd's.

if i catch you, i am going to kill you.

sleep tight,

scott