All rise....

the honorable and wise judge bignoggan is entering the room.

i have read all the testimony in the said case, Big Fat Bitch from Oakland with a Broken nose and an asshole for a husband vs. Frankie" fastball" Francisco and the beloved texas rangers, and i have made the following decisions.

first, the oakland athletics must forfeit the remainder of their games.

secondly, frankie is to be reinstated immediately with our utmost of apologies.

thirdly, the fat bitch and her white trash husband are to be put under house arrest in their trailer park and are never allowed to leave.....ever.

thank you. court adjourned.

let me explain something to you people. if you are sitting by the bullpen and daring opposing pitchers to come up in the stands, you are an asshole of extreme proportions. this is obvious.
it is also obvious that your wife is either an asshole as well, or incredibly stupid.

we, as a society, cannot keep rewarding this kind of behavior. we are telling our young people that it is okay to scream and cuss at other people endlessly with no fear of repercussion.

this is not reality.

i think it is kharma. if you sit on the front row of the bullpen and dogcuss a group of men for two hours, the universe rewards you by busting your big fat wife's nose with a chair.

this is like prosecuting a horse because he kicked you in the face when you slapped his ass.

again, and as always, i can see how some of you might not see my point of view.

but that is the way it goes with the truth.

FREE FRANKIE.........

moving along......

The story behind the song of the week or whatever......

"Living Hell"

I wrote this song a month or so after my divorce seven or eight years ago. I was living with my brother in an apartment and there was balcony that i wrote many songs on. this was one of them. it is directed towards my father, mainly. he was very disappointed in me at the time and was not afraid to show it accurately and descriptively. I really believe, as a man, there's not a feeling worse than letting your father down and that is what this song is about. thanks for asking will.

keep 'em comin'

i saw slaid cleaves and susan gibson last night. that is the first time i have seen slaid cleaves live. he put on a great show and i was very impressed. i want his guitar.

well, i've gotta go.

i'll be at the wreck tonight and i'll be at city limits on saturday opening for back porch mary. i'll have a new guitar player with me named john zaskoda. JZ. he's great. i hope to see some of you guys out.

peace and chicken grease,

scott