"time to get a gun. that's what i've been thinkin'
i could afford one if i did just a little less drinkin. " - fred eaglesmith.

well, i've had several people tell me that i need to update my dates and stuff. i am completely aware of this. if any of you have any ideas on how to get a hold of my web guy, please let me know. i've tried all the avenues that i usually do, but they are no longer working. hopefully, he'll get ahold of me someday.

if you want to know where i'm playing....

here's your choices so far for august...

august 10 (tonight) buffalo wild wings watauga, tx with randy langley and andy pate
august 12 thursday the wreck room 7-10
august 13 friday raz on the braz glen rose, tx
august 14 saturday my fucking birthday
august 19 thursday the wreck room again as always
august 21 saturday city limits stephenville, tx opening for jason boland i think.
august 26 thursday the wreck room duh
august 28 saturday fred's cafe outdoor patio 7:00 start with randy langley

i think i'm playing at the deli filling in for travis linville on one of those mondays, but i forgot. i'll have to call him.

okay..... enough business shit. i feel like i'm working.

and i think we all know how i feel about working.

i'll let you know as things progress.

thirty minutes later.....

out in the west texas town of el paso, i fell in love with a mexican girl.

i just finished watching "the practice". i'd already seen it, but it was good one. it had rosanna arquette in it.

hey hey paula.

i guess i need to get you guys involved in something on the comment board. i like to see what kind of idiots are reading this bullshit.

idiot savants.

bingo bangalo.

oooo eeee oooo ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang.

okay, i've got it. we're gonna write a joke today.

it's starts like this.......

an elephant walks into a bar...

ya'll finish it, bitches. the winner receives an autographed pair of blue jeans.

i'm gonna go have lunch with andy and discuss the future of scott copeland enterprises. he is a high ranking v.p..

stay cool fools,

fivehead