you can't keep me down.    
 
you can try, but you will not succeed. 
 
as a matter of fact,  most people do try.   they all fail.  
 
i am like a gladiator that will not die.   i just morph into something else and keep coming at you like fucking terminator and shit.  
 
i guess by now you have all realized that my shit is all fucked up.   it's a fucking miracle that i have got this far in my life.  
 
i am sorry that you guys haven't got your daily dose of me in the last few weeks.   i know how important it is.   my plan for world domination has had some serious setbacks.    i am starting all over from scratch.    i am cool hand luke.  
 
i've had several ideas, comments, quotes, and salutations to share with you over the month of july, but was unable.   it has been difficult for me to bear.    
 
things have been horrible.  
 
guy clark is selling tacos
jimmy buffett is touring with kenny chesney
'you can't always get what you want' is a fucking coke commercial
spiderman 2 is leading at the box office
rodney carrington has his own sitcom
de niro is co-starring with eddie murphy
and steve nash is a phoenix sun.
 
if i had a gun.......
 
thank god for the texas rangers....
 
they are the greatest sports team ever assembled.    i love them with all my heart.    if i had twin sons,   i would name them hank blalock copeland and michael young copeland.   they are what team sports and competition is all about.   they will take us to the promisedland.  
 
"workin' on a t-bone steak ala carte, just a flyin' to the golden state.
that pilot told me in thirteen minutes we'll be headin' to the terminal gate."   --- chuck berry
 
i will try to update my show dates this week.   i have several dates in august to put up.    i don't know if it will work because i feel lucky that my webpage is even up.    who fucking knows?
 
i don't.
 
cause rock and roll ain't no rhythm, man.  
 
i will try and post tomorrow.    our computer is crashed and i'm not at my house.      i'm somewhere else.    
 
people are looking for me.    
 
keep it on the downlow,
 
scott
 
p.s.   for a free t-shirt,   please tell me in 25 words or less,     how much you missed scott's thoughts.    another contest.   i can't wait.    the deadline is thursday at 6:00.  
 
suck it, lick it, eat it.
 
out.....