whazzup? shit, man. what's going down? nothin' yo. what's happenin? yeah.

one of the best rangers games i've ever seen occurred last night. i love those little overachieving motherfuckers. it's about time we got some overachievers instead of underachievers.

those overachievers are making a believer out of me.

dude, that rhymes.

now, i'm gonna have to write a song about the texas rangers.

'i'm no stranger to the texas rangers
those overachievers just made a believer out of me.

please tell hank thanks and nix he kicks ass
and tell mark i'll be at the park when the tickets are free.

so fuck the angels and the yankees and the oakland a's
the sox, both red and white, and the toronto blue jays
fuck the mariners and the dodgers and the devil rays
what kind of fucking name is devil rays, anyways.

go straight to hell with all the rest
except my beloved rangers from the american league west

i love my boys in red, white, and blue
and if you're not a ranger then fuck you too."

i just made that up.

another giant, giant hit.

my work is never done. i've got to slow down.

i'm going to the ranger game sunday afternoon with my brother and a couple of friends. free tickets. look for me on t.v. i'll be the one painted blue.

i don't know what else to talk about.

i'm getting bored.

30 minutes later.....

my next door neighbors are having a garage sale. they had a foosball table over there.

one time when i was a kid i bought a shoebox full of baseball and football cards for 2 bucks at a garage sale. it had a roger staubach rookie and a o.j. simpson rookie card. i ended up selling both of them in college for beer money. i think i got 200 bucks for both of them. that my friends, is a 2000% profit return. if i would have known that o.j. was gonna become a mass murderer i would have saved his card.

i gave all the rest of my cards to my son. i had about 40,000 or so. i had every cal ripken and larry bird card ever made at one time. i sold a lot of cards for beer money.

got some robert earl on. i haven't listened to him in a while. he always makes me smile.

stop rhyming, i mean it.
anybody wanna peanut.

great movie.

well, fuck a lot of this...

scott