a little of this and a little of that.
very little.

a little of what?, you might say.

fuck if i know.

the only reason i'm blogging today is to release the flim flam from the shim sham. the shiznit into the biznit and to turn the shakers into earthquakers. or something like that.

july 5th. the 50th anniversary of the legendary recording of a young 19 year old, elvis aaron presley, doing an up-tempo version of the arthur "big boy" crudup blues song, "That's Alright, Mama". somebody should set off some fucking fireworks for that shit, yo.

weeellll, that's awwwright mama.

harmonica blues lick pause....

back to what i was saying....

it's all in the shizzy 'til it makes you get dizzy.

i used to live in a town called lillian in a mobile home. i had a cat named charlie cheswick. i don't know what happened to him. he was a stray when i started feeding him and eventually i got to where i couldn't afford to feed me. and then i moved.

it took me about ten minutes.....

my old car is still broke down there in the yard. the blue gopher. a 1991 chevy corsica. i fucking hated that car.

i wanna get a dune buggy.
and i'm gonna paint it purple and call it freddy.

30 minutes later....

i think i have perfected my golf swing.
there's good..
there's great..
then there's my golf swing.

congratulations to hank blalock, michael young, alfonso soriano, kenny rogers, and koko cordero. five rangers on the all-star team. who woulda thunk it.

blalock and young should be starting over jeter and a-rod and everyone knows it. the gambler should be the american league starting pitcher too.

as fucking disappointed as i was in them last year, i am equally that proud of them this year. i love the rangers. love 'em. there will be a world series in arlington, tx (my birthplace) in the next five years.

my name is enigo mintoya.
you killed my father.
prepare to die.

TOP FIVE HOTTEST WOMEN IN SHOWBIZ

1. Elizabeth Hurley
2. Sheryl Crow
3. Robin Wright Penn
4. Tina Fey
5. Jenna Jameson

i gotta blow some mud.

say it, don't spray it,

scott