alright alright alright.......

here we are again....

kickin' it like kung fu style and shit.  

it has all been a plot.   a wicked web weaved to deceive.    snarling little maggots eating the very flesh of honesty and integrity.  

it's all about money, baby.   

i'm proud to be an american where at least i know i'm free.  

yeah,  that's a good one.  

free to do whatever they tell you to do.  
free to eat the scraps they throw down from the table.
free to watch whatever mind-numbingly dumb television programs they shove down your throat.
free to smoke marijuana.

no wait,  that's another country.

i'm free to do what i want... any ol' time.   
freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.
and all that other shit.

what was i talking about?....

fuck it...

i'm just gonna type as fast as i can and hopefully the words will begin to form sentences that assimilate into paragraphs that portray a meaning.     i doubt it though.

i think i'm gonna get a band together.    i'm gonna have two bass players and three drummers.    i want an accordion and a fiddle and a banjo and a chick that plays the tambourine and sings like tina turner and looks like aunt jemima and then i'm gonna get an organ but i'm not gonna have anyone play it.   we're gonna fucking smash it up.   and then we're all gonna tie boots to our dicks except for the chick on tambourine....and then we're gonna set everything on fire.  

dude....

papa was a rolling stone.
wherever he laid his hat was his home..
and we he died all he left us was alone.

back to the subject...

it makes no difference.   none at all.   everything we do is in vain.  

here's something i hate...

when people say....

"I"m not racist.  I don't care what color you are,....black, white, red, blue, polka dot." 

first of all,...

there are no polka dot people.  
except michael jackson. 

secondly, there are no blue people. 
except those two old people i froze. 

anyway,  i better wrap this up.   it's going nowhere fast.  

i would like to congratulate emily gaylor on winning the contest.   please email me to receive your prize.   

stay cool. ....stay cool 4 ever.

fivehead scizzy