'tis time for another blog, young laddie" said the irish barkeep.

'fuck that' said the wee, little peasant boy....

whatever.

i don't even know what that means.

i thought i'd address the all-knowing and all-brave anonymous on this post.

here goes...

"hey anonymous, fuck you....if you knew how little i cared about what ball-less, soulless pathetic leeches of life like yourself have to say, you would cower back down into the sewer from which you sprang and begin to sew you own mouth shut with chain links. fuck off. you think you know what i'm being sarcastic about? you're a fucking IDIOT. fuckhead. fucking prick. fuck. calm down scott. it's okay. think about the floatfest. zen. beer. baseball. golf. u.s. open.

ten minutes later...

i think what i was trying to say was, "anonymous, i appreciate you taking the time to read my thoughts and write out a well-thought out critique. however, i think the point of my thoughts are to make people laugh which you stated you were doing in the beginning. so chill out and quit being a fucknut. the more you speak openly, the further beneath me you appear to be. anyway, i shouldn't even waste my time with someone who uses the name anonymous. you might as well use "coward". you're not even creative enough to make up a name. like "Dick Hole" or some shit.
come on pussy.

you wanna fight. i'll meet ya at the bike racks at 2:00.

okay then... i'm gonna take a break for a while

30 minutes later...

how 'bout them pistons? fuck the lakers.. all hail the mighty pistons who slew the mighty evil six headed monster that is the lakers.

whupped that ass.....

here's a big fuck you to karl malone and gary payton. you can't buy a ring, bitch. go ahead and retire ringless. please do not lower yourselves any further.

and what can we all learn from this.....

first of all, the dallas mavericks need ben wallace.

secondly, defense wins championships.

thirdly, teamwork overcomes individuals.

fourthly, gary payton is a punk.

fifthly, phil jackson is the worst coach to ever win 9 championships.

sixthly, i would take shaq over kobe all day long and twice on sundays.

seventhly, sometimes the bad guys lose.

andy pate just showed up on his v-rod. he thinks he's cool.

i guess we're gonna play some tiger woods, yo.

be cool,

scott