they have changed my blogger deal up and no one consulted me. what the fuck?...

i have figured a lot of stuff out today and my mind is all in disarray.

i know what i need.

do you?

30 minutes later....

tim, you know i love you...but...

you're an idiot.

"before elvis, there was nothing" --- john lennon

"the biggest moment in my career.. that's easy..when elvis presley recorded one of my songs" ---- bob dylan

"elvis presley is cool mon, dig it" ---bob marley

i don't know what else i need to point out to you on this. elvis made a billion teenage beatoffs pick up a guitar simultaneously. elvis is the undisputed king of rock and roll. learn it live it love it.

i don't give a fuck if he didn't write a song. he's elvis. he can come out and do karate and fucking kick some boards in half and shit for all i give a fuck. wipe his sweat on some rags and throw it in the audience and watch women fucking kill each other over it. go listen to elvis do chuck berry's "Promiseland" and talk to me later. elvis lives.

if my list were to be "TOP FIVE MOST INFLUENTIAL ARTISTS TO ME", elvis would be down on the list. probably fifth. let me see.

1. bob dylan
2. willie nelson
3. the beastie boys
4. townes van zandt
5. elvis

yeah, something like that. whatever.

i think my point is that tim is a dumbass. it all somehows comes back around and lands on the tim is a dumbass space in the wacky game of life.

i'm just kidding. you're not a dumbass, tim. just learn that elvis is king and i don't have a sex-pistols/bill hicks contempt for my audience.
you fucker.

i hate the sex pistols.

"I don't hate people. I just seem to like it better when they're not around." --- buk

i need a little break. i'm having an overflow of thoughts. i can't control them. someone help me.

30 minutes later....

okay, i saw "Van Helsing" with my mother on mother's day. here's a quick review.

sucks ass.

my mother loves vampire shit. she has all the anne rice books and shit. sometimes i think that she thinks she's a vampire.

somebody took our paper this morning and it really pisses me off.

dude, i've gotta let you go for today.

"thoughts are like the ripples
and dreams are like the waves
and memories are the vessels
we dock into the bay.
And my harbor has been emptied
all my ships are out at sea
and i'm walking on the moon tonight
won't you come with me." ---- me.


lick it, suck it, eat it,

scott