yes yes ya'll

and you don't stop.

it's a great fucking day. i just got my driver's license back. it's been two long fucking years. goddamn, it feels great. two fucking years. i can't believe i made it that long.

well, sorry i didn't post a church thought yesterday, but i was busy watching a 6 hour fucking defensive driving video from blockbuster. i made a 100 on the on-line test. i am valedictorian of defensive driving class. that had to be the stupidest video i've ever seen. it had mc hammer doing a defensive driving rap song, and he was dressed up like a sheriff. what a gonad. his career is really going good i guess. doing fucking defensive driving rap songs. what a fucking dillhole. he should change his name to mc boner.

i love the word dillhole.
someone should call their band that.

the artist formerly known as prince. don't tell anyone, but i've been calling him prince the whole time.

i'm off today to marble falls, tx to help my good buddy scott boland build his house. i don't know much about building houses, but i can carry heavy shit. he traded me his musical expertise on my recording project for my ability to carry heavy lumber for a week. somehow, i think i got fucked. it'll be nice to see him anyway. maybe we'll write a song or something. i'm in kind of a dry spell. i generally always go through a dry spell after recording. fuck it.

i just heard that the lady in east texas who blungeoned two of her kids to death with a rock was found not guilty by reason of insanity. she said that god instructed to do it. i thought i'd give my point of view on the matter.

first of all, it's a no-brainer that she's insane in the membrane. we don't need a trial for that. send her to judge bignoggan. i think it might go something like this.

Judge Bignoggan " you are charged with two counts of first degree murder. what is your plea?"

Crazy Bitch from east Texas "not guilty by reason of insanity"

Judge Bignoggan " are you fucking kidding me, bitch? i know you're fucking nuts. i sentence you to be flogged like jesus in passion of the christ on pay per view and then to be ravaged by crocodiles. court adjourned."

god told her to do it. yeah, that's a good one. i was reading that she had 14 bibles in her living room and statues of jesus scattered around the house. she must go to paul camaro's church or something. here's a point for you. why do we call it crazy when someone says god told them to kill their kids? didn't god tell abraham to kill his son in the bible, of which every word is true and undebatable? of course, in abraham's case he was just kidding. god really loves a good practical joke like that. god said, "Abraham, kill you oldest son". so abraham follows his orders and at the last second god says, " what are you, fucking crazy or something. jesus christ, abraham..... i was just kidding. gotcha.


i guess you've all seen that there is a new comment section on my thoughts page. i encourage all of you to take advantage of it. that is unless you are going to accuse me of child molestation. i am not a catholic priest.
and bailey, i will fucking abuse you in one on one. you won't even get a shot off unless i feel sorry for you.

so duke and oklahoma state lost. fucking figures. just like the cubs and red sox. they can all suck it.

alright then. that's all.

get naked and eat chili,

scott