so anyway.......

i won this 4 day 3 night all-inclusive trip to cancun on the internet. ferrell and i had to go to this presentation for two hours last night. they were shuttling little commission working vultures at us like there was no tomorrow. how many ways can i say no? oh let me count them.

1. no thank you
2. thanks but no thanks
3. nope
4. not a chance
5. no way, hose
6. never in a million years
7. no, i'm broke as a joke
8. give me my fucking free trip and shut the fuck up.
9. fuck you

i guess there's nine. well, that's all i can remember right now.

you don't know how it feels..........to be me.

tom petty blastin'

it seems like there was something i was gonna say on this post.

oh well, fuck it. it must've not been very important. come to think of it, nothing is important. this whole fucking post is ridiculous. i don't even know why i do this shit. there's something psychologically wrong with what i'm doing. my whole life is some kind of science experiment. i am a lab rat.

i am the walrus...

thirty minutes later........

i don't have any snuff. that is of utmost disappointment. something must be done about this.

which brings us to tobacco companies........

tobacco companies are the biggest drug dealers in the world. the number one killer drug is nicotine. they have our senators and congressmen in their pocket. everyone know this, but yet nothing is done about it.

who really doesn't know that nicotine is an addictive drug that gives cancer out like candy?

it's okay for 18 year old kids to buy and smoke nicotine infested cancer sticks or put nicotine poison between their cheek and gum, but don't smoke weed. that shit is bad for you.

their hypocrisy knows no bounds.

okay, enough of that shit. i think i made my point. maybe not, though. nobody gives a fuck anyway.

i have to go get some snuff or i'm gonna have a nervous breakdown and have to take a zanex.

thirty minutes later.....

so....

what else...

i don't know...

i dont' know either...

who are you?

i'm you.

you're me?

no, i'm you.

i think i'm gonna go chip some balls in the yard.... zen

after a sandwich..

turkey and swiss with tomato and a touch of miracle whip. you know this.

well, if anyone gets this post please let me know.

thanks for all the comments. some of them are entertaining. not as entertaining as me, of course.

here is the question of the day:.....

TOP FIVE FAVORITE SITCOMS OF ALL-TIME

here are mine.

1. The Simpsons
2. Seinfeld
3. Curb Your Enthusiasm
4. Cheers
5. South Park

thank you and good night..

uh 1 uh 2 uh 1..2..3..4,

scott