good morning my fellow people haters......

how's it hangin'?......

it sure is pretty outside. i wish i was golfing. i love golf so much. it is the greatest of all sports. a sport where you are required to call penalties on yourself, and if you don't then you are an immoral cheating bastard. a sport that will make a cheater out of you in a matter of one hole.

eventually, i see myself hosting a golf tournament like jerry jeff and larry joe do. of course, i will have to add another name to myself. scott earl. no, scott willie. no, scott jeffrey joe.
i will win my tournament every year. i am beginning to get my game back a little. of course, my C game is better than all of your A games. i am the greatest of all times.

one hour later........

okay, here are my favorite channels on dish network

Scott's FAVORITES

1. the golf channel
2. comedy central
3. the history channel
4. Bravo
5. A and E
6. ESPN 1 and 2 and ESPN Classics
7. Court TV
8. Discovery
9. all the HBO's
10. Fox Sports Soutwest


okay....all rise the honorable King Bignoggan will answer a question....

Shayne Hollinger wanted to know what i thought about taking 9 and 10 year olds to the movie "The Passion of the Christ" by mel gibson.

"good question... first off, i kinda think it is worse to brainwash 5 and 6 year olds into believing that every word of the bible is literally true.

secondly, i usually enjoy about half a joint before a movie and most of my dealers are 9 and 10 years old. so i appreciate them being there.

and i guess there's not a thirdly. "

you may sit. King Bignoggan has left the building.

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i was reading an interview with todd snider in some music rag yesterday and he was talking a lot about Bill Hicks. i thought that was cool. i knew we had some shit in common.
you guys should all go check out Bill Hicks immediately. I recommend Rant in E-Minor for starters.

i fucking hate capitalizing letters. i'll capitalize what letters i fucking damn well want to.

i don't know what else to say right now...

thirty minutes later.....

i guess that is gonna wrap up another installment of scott's thoughts. i've got some things i need to think about. today's schedule is:

10:00-11:30 Post Thought
12:00-2:00 Lunch
2:00-4:00 Meditation Time
4:00-5:00 Ponder
5:00-6:00 Stretch
7:30 3 on 3 basketball game we are 7-2
9:00 Dinner at Taco Casa
10:00 Shower and get in bed and watch t.v. until you fall asleep

see, i told you i have a lot to do today.

get get get busy ya'll,

scott