everything sucks......

everything.

everything is dull and gray and slowly pissing a dirty rain on my world. i hate everything.
especially my neighbor's dog, alex. i swear to god i'm gonna kill that motherfucker if he doesn't shut up. he is this big dumbass german shepard who barks constantly at everything and anything. i have devised several plans for his murder. here is an example of one of them.

first of all, i enjoy chipping golf balls in the yard. i create my own courses and shit. anyway, i can't go in the backyard without that dog charging the chain-link fence with such a ferociousness that i am convinced he wants to kill me. the fence is just high enough where he can almost jump it, but not quite. he gives severals tries daily. my plan involves lowering the fence enough where he can jump it. i'll go out and chip balls in the backyard and when he clears the fence and charges me, he'll get a 56 degree sand wedge right in the temple. i would plead self-defense.
of course, i would have a hard time explaining the 50 other blows i delivered to his head and chest.

temporary insanity.

30 minutes later........

i got interviewed yesterday for some website. i don't remember what it was right now. they sent me twenty questions. here was one of the questions. i'm paraphrasing a bit.

"Scott, you're "scott's thought's" blog on your website has become quite popular. people who don't even like your music or your opinions read it religiously. how do you approach you're writing? do you have a routine or is it all stream of consciousness?"

this question kind of threw me off for a second. is that really true? are there people who don't like me at all reading my thoughts religiously? i wasn't aware this was going on.
kinda scary.

i wish i didn't cuss so much, but it has become habit. when i was younger i refrained from profane language, but my college football coaches changed all that. here is a typical sentence my coach might use when speaking to me.......

"Copeland, you fucking dumb motherfucking cocksucker. you've gotta be the most pathetic fucking disgrace of son of a bitch i ever saw. i oughta stick my foot about halfway up your dumb fucking ass. get the fuck out of my sight, you dumb motherfucker.!"

they were really into motivational techniques and shit.

anyway, what the fuck was i talking about?

fuck it,

scott