it's wednesday night and i'm waiting on andy pate to come over...

i'm gonna kick his ass in tiger woods 2004.

it's about 8:30 and i just woke up from a three hour nap. it was awesome. i had a dream that i was richard dawson on family feud.

i just watched an old episode of "family feud" earlier and i saw some of the funniest shit i've ever seen. it was an episode from the seventies and the question was...

"Name an occupation that people may view as corrupt"

and this dude's first answer was "Stealing"
and this his brother followed up his brilliant answer with, "Drug-Dealing".

i've always suspected those drug dealers and stealers were corrupt. now, i have proof.

i got an idea for a song today..... i'll have to tell you about it later. i can't remember what it was, right now. i know it was cool. i wrote it down in my spiderman spiral somewhere.

here are my top-five favorite game show hosts of all-time:

1. Richard Dawson
2. Bob Barker
3. Ray Combs
4. Wink Martindale
5. a tie between all of the rest of them

i think it is hysterical that bob barker used to fuck all those "price is right" bitches. i love watching old reruns and knowing that bob just got a blowjob before he came out from behind the curtains. goddamn that's funny shit.

here is my top five favorite game shows of all-time:

1. Jeopardy
2. 100,000 dollar pyramid
3. Password Plus
4. Family Feud
5. tie: The Match Game
and Tic Tac Dough

man, i gotta go. i'm laughing too hard right now and i think i might have a heart attack.

gandhi,

scott