it's thursday afternoon and it is windy as fuck outside....

i played golf today with my buddy damon tope. he sang on my cool sessions cd. he sang harmony on "Paint it Gray" and co-wrote it with me. he's co-written about three songs with me. i can't remember the other two right now. oh yeah....he co-wrote "Paranoid Schizo Blues" and this other song called "Never Be Found". he sings like a black guy.


my hair is getting really out of control. i was going to let it grow for a year, but i'm starting to question that plan a little. i'm gonna give it two more months and reevaluate.

i heard through the grapevine that i really hurt kate heartsill's feelings, and that she cried for a day and almost threw all of my cd's out the window. that would be such a tragedy.... because i could resell those motherfuckers at the wreck room or some shit. however, i would like to take this time to apologize to her. i don't want anyone to break down and start crying over my bullshit. it just seemed to me that she knew what she was getting into. my father always used say, "If you mess with the bull, you get the horns".

in that particular analogy, i represent the bull, kate. it may be wise for you to learn this. it will be on the test later...


30 minutes later....

now, i'm going to touch on a subject that has become somewhat of a current event. the university of colorado has got into some serious trouble because of some accusations of gang-rape by football players on some recruiting visits. also, six members of the st.johns basketball team are being accused of rape by a prostitute that they hired after a game. of course, there's the kobe bryant trial going on as well. to the average person, this may make it seem like athletes today are sexual deviants and habitual rapists. i would like to try and make an opposing viewpoint, if i may.

this may be a shocker for some of you, but i believe that almost all of the guilt lie with women today. they are sexually manipulative hangers-on. go to a hotel lobby that an NBA team is staying at and count how many sets of cleavage are showing and it will boggle your mind. they hang around like female black widows waiting to pounce on the sexually weaker male and fucks his brains out and then eat him alive. i used to be a college athlete and you can take my word on this, there are a lot of sad desperate women who would lie, cheat, and steal to fuck a jock. and this is for all you women out there who read my shit and may have daughters of your own,..... if a man wants you to come to his hotel room at 2 in the morning, he wants to have sex. i hope i'm not giving out any secrets here. as soon as women stop being such classless jock-sniffing prostitutes, we'll probably see a dramatic drop in rape charges.

i don't want to sound too insensitive.....it may be too late for that now, though. i understand that thousands of women get raped and don't in any way deserve it, and that men can be sexual predators,.......it's just in a lot of these cases lately, i sense that the women are the predators and the men are the prey. watch a girls gone wild video, for christ's sake. the guy that started that is a fucking bizillionaire now. i don't think he would have made that much money if there weren't such an alarming abundance of slutty drunken chicks who want to show their tits every chance they get. next time any of you get the urge to show your tits at a party or a bar, you might want to reconsider. it's just an idea, though.

of course, all of this doesn't apply if we are talking about the university of oklahoma. all of their student athletes are gang-raping sex offenders and always have been.

30 minutes later....

i just ate a club sandwich from Jason's deli. that shit was good, fool.

i'm gonna start getting ready for the wreck room experience. i'll be at wings and things in grapevine tomorrow night at 8:30. it's a cool little bar run by eric dawson who used to own the thirsty armadillo. i think andy pate will be there playing some as well. it should be a good time. saturday i'll be at the bronx zoo. hopefully, i'll see you guys out somewhere.

alright then....

"When you're down on your luck and you can't harmonize
find a girl with far away eyes"

lick it,

scott