"A dj on a morning show of a small radio station decides to try and boost ratings by having a call-in knock knock joke segment. The first caller calls and says, "Knock Knock".

the dj says, "Who's there?"

"Argo", the caller responds.

the dj says, "Argo who?"

"Argo fuck yourself".

well, after this incident the station manager said that he could not let this happen again or some of the sponsors may pull their advertising. so the dj decides the research every knock knock joke and types them all out in a book.

the next day, the first caller calls in and says, "Knock Knock"

the dj says, "Who's there?"

"Washington".

the dj quickly looks up "washington" in his knock knock book and can't find one dirty reply to washington so he asks, "Washington Who".

"Argo fuck yourself".


i love that joke.........


thirty minutes later..........

i was just outside and the neighbor's dog, alex, didn't bark at me. that is the first time that has happened in two years. he's a big dumb ass german shepard that thinks he's a bad ass. i think he's finally giving me some respect. Dogs don't fucking scare me. i have yet to meet a dog that i didn't think i could kill singlehandedly.

people should have pet lions guard their house. then i would be scared.
or better yet, they should dig a moat around it and put great white sharks in the water.

those are two ways i know i will not die. i will not be eaten by a lion or a great white shark. fuck all that.

..................................


one hour later.......

got some van morrison on right now. van the man. one of my favorite songs of all-time is "Cleaning Windows".

it seems like i was gonna say something, but if forgot what it was. oh well, fuck it.
oh yeah, i wanted to thank david and carrie stanley for having me play their wedding reception. it was a total blast at the bronx zoo saturday. i've never played a wedding reception and i didn't quite know what to expect, but it was wonderful and i wish you guys many, many years of happiness.

it's raining like a bitch outside now.
holy fuck. it looks like a fucking rain forest out there. it would suck if i was homeless right now.

man, i've been watching the new "practice" on sunday nights and i have to say that i'm very proud of james spader. i had my doubts about him, but he has proved me wrong and filled in for dylan mcdermott very well. if i could have any lawyer defend me, it would be bobby donnell. anyway, these last few episodes have been total quality television. possibly the best dramatic television series of all-time. dude, i don't about that. i'll have to think about it.

MY TOP FIVE ALL TIME FAVORITE DRAMATIC TELEVISION SHOWS

1. "the practice"
2. "law and order"
3. "the sopranos"
4. "Quanam Leap"
5. "The man from Atlantis"

alright then....that's about enough of this shit for today. i'm gonna go eat a sandwich.

peanut butter and jelly, pringles, and a big glass of milk.

word,

scott