and louise, she's alright, she's just near
she's delicate and she seems like the mirror
but she just makes it all too concise and too clear
that johanna's not here.....

good afternoon fools,

welcome to my bob dylan appreciation class. today we will discuss "visions of johanna".

inside the museums, infinity goes up on trial
voices echo, "this is what salvation must be like after a while"
but mona lisa musta had the highway blues, you can tell by the way she smiles.

i believe that is pretty self-explanatory.

that will be on the test.

moving on....

and madonna, she still has not showed
we see this empty cage now corrode
where the cape of her stage once had flowed
the fiddler, he now steps to the road
he writes everything's been returned which was owed
on the back of the fish truck that loads
while my conscience explodes

once again....

very self-explanatory.

thirty minutes later.......

i just made a major breakthrough on my golf swing. it is gorgeous. it is like poetry when i hit a golf ball. know this.

it will be on the test later as well....

so, i was thinking about elvis yesterday.

i wonder if right before he died he thought, "fuck man, i'm dying taking a shit. this sucks ass." the king of rock and roll died pinching a loaf. that fucking sucks.

i thought i'd let you all in on my views concerning janet jackson and justin timberlake and the super bowl halftime incident...

first of all...

janet jackson was a sell-out ho-bag way before she did the halftime show. i think we knew this already. she also is the sister of an albino kid-fucker. what did we expect was gonna happen?

secondly,

justin timberlake is a former member of n'sync.

thirdly,

mtv was involved.

fourthly,

anyone who does a superbowl halftime show is a fraudulent prostitute posing as an artist, anyway.

in conclusion,

we shouldn't be upset that janet jackson showed her flabby titty to the world. it's kinda of like getting upset when george jones shows up drunk at a gig.

that shit is inevitable.


that's all folks,

scott