and everybody say, awwwright.

i'm feeling pretty good today. something must be wrong.

i would like to remind you all that i predicted the super bowl score to be:

patriots 20
panthers 17

i believe that is a three point difference in favor of the patriots. the final score was:

patriots 32
panthers 29

who's the shit now, bitch?

twenty minutes later......


sorry, i had to go jazzercise for a while.

i'm glad to see that my views on the right wingers have started some discussion amongst the little people. it's good to know there are some thinkers out there. for the longest time i thought i was the only one.

my mother and i talked for a while last night and she said that i am bizarre. that is her exact word. BIZARRE.

now, i've been called a lot of things, but i believe that is the first time i've been called bizarre. and it was by my mother, no less. i've been thinking about it all day. am i really bizarre? because it seems to me that everyone else is bizarre and i'm the only motherfucker that knows what's going on up in this bitch. i guess i was wrong.

okay, i'm going to talk about something else now.

Insurance Companies.

if you are an insurance agent, please do us all a favor and kill yourself. you are evil.

i love those commercials like "you're in good hands with all-state" and state farms "friendly neighbor" shit. what a fucking crock of shit. those motherfuckers will look for any loophole in the world, so they won't have pay your ass. a friend of mine has been paying on a disability insurance for the last five years and was recently diagnosed with cancer, and those evil fucks won't pay saying that it was pre-existing. now he's really fucked.

yeah, you're in good hands with all-state.

please.

i gotta go,

scott