they said i shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.


but that was just a lie.


and i don't know why she swallowed the fly.


probably to get high

or to close her eyes and open her thighs

and try to buy

another homemade apple pie.


...........................

i don't know what that means. i was just experimenting with the long "I" vowel sound.


try it. it's real fun.

let's all try the long "E" sound, now.

do you see how to be like a tree?

just free the key into the sea

and flee on your knees to tennessee

and eat a caesar salad.


dr. seuss ain't got shit on me.


fifteen minutes later........

well guys...

i've gotta get some stuff packed. i'll be at the deli in norman with travis linville tonight. i am really looking forward to that. and then i'll be in wichita, ks at the game. i'm looking forward to seeing all my wichita friends. and finally, i'll be at boston's in tulsa with tom skinner and his wednesday night science crew. this is gonna be a fun trip i think.

hope to see some of you out....

alright then,

scott