okay everyone,

it's sunday afternoon at about 2 or so. i think.


my back is tight as fuck and shit. i played golf for twenty-seven holes yesterday on two hours of sleep for some odd reason. i'm a fucking idiot.

check this out...

oh my god, ya'll.


say that like this, "OH MY GAWD YA'LL".

like you're a preacher and shit.....


fifteen minutes later.......


here is my sermon for this sunday afternoon at the almighty church of scott's thoghts. thank you for coming. here at the church of scott's thoughts we discuss things like afterlife, visions, the awesomeness of bob dylan, and the true infinite meaning of the golf swing.

i had a religious experience on the golf course yesterday. it's a long story. i'll try to keep it short. somewhere on the golf course yesterday, i met God. he laid out a vision for me. sort of an Eboneezer Scrooge kind of deal. it was really weird and had many ups and downs, and ins and outs, and what have you's. (flagrant big lebowski steal).

anyway, i don't know if i can start to explain to you the meaning of life as i now know it to be......... straight from the word of God, or at least someone who looked just like him.

his message to me was simple and direct.

it came in the form of a riddle. word for word, he spake in his godlike voice......

"HEY SCOTT, IF TWO DOGS FUCKED UNDERGROUND, WOULD THEY FROWN OR SOUND THE BROWN DOWNTOWN POUND

and then he spake as he held out one of his hands.................


"AS SOON AS YOU SNATCH THE PEBBLE FROM MY HAND YOU MAY LEAVE"

then he laughed at me and intently spake again.......


"NEVERMIND........."


and all the angels sang.


amen.......


see you next sunday....... remember it's free to get in here and five bucks to get out.


peace,


scott