just got done perfecting my flop shot in the backyard and i believe i'm ready plow through another thought.

i'm glad you are all here.....

i talked to my daughter for a while on the phone last night and she kept correcting my use of the english language and told me that i need to start capitalizing proper names and the beginnings of sentences. we write each other letters about once a week.

anyway, it was a strange feeling arguing the english language with a 7 year old. i think i'll let her read my thoughts when she turns about 18,.....maybe 17 if she's real lucky. it's seems that the smart ass gene did not skip a generation.

after talking to madison, my son, cole, got on the phone. he had a couple of math questions for me. i got the first one right and i had no idea on the second one. here is that ridiculously twisted and sick mathematical question they are asking in sixth grade now:

'How many four letter words can possibly be made when the first two letters must come from the first half of the alphabet and the last two letters must come from the latter half of the alphabet?"

are you fucking kidding me?

i was like, "what fucking elementary school are you going to?.....fucking Nasa Elementary, i guess.

i told him it looks like he won't be making a hundred on this one. 9 out of 10 ain't bad.

oh shit, i almost forgot.

wesley and richard van zandt just called from the ridglea theatre and asked me if i wanted to open up for leon russell tomorrow night.

i guess so........

my work is never done.....

see ya'll at the show if you're cool enough to get in...

leon russell and scott copeland together at last...

show starts at 8:00 p.m.

peace,

scott